The Mega-Zine Museum
May 9, 1995
WHERE are Mona Lisa's eyebrows asks new arrival Blue Boffin. Hellloooo!
VOGON POETESS has sent in a charming postcard depicting a darling nuclear power station and a man in yellow trews.
GLOW WORM'S top chill-out tune after revising is 'The End' by The Doors.
ANGEL OF INNOCENCE says everyone keep their mits off Master Evans - he's all hers. You're welcome to him, honey.
SCI-FI GIRL likes Scully's hair!!!
Mute Witness wants to know if Marion
ARE GOING TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING?
TV REVIEW - THE OUTER LIMITS, BBC2
Well, what can I say? So this is the programme made by the people that brought us the fabulous X-files. I'm very disappointed.
The first scene saw a monkey being injected, which put me off straight away. I sat through this so-called 'chiller' bored stupid.
Scully and Mulder, I miss you.
Jacko's Speed Demon.
Well you know what they say... Absence
MAKES THE HEART GLOW HARDER
HELP!
My cat has been possessed by a human mind (and is acting like my brother)!
If I dance to music I get funny looks from him and filthy looks if I ignore him. He steals from my room and sucks up to my mates.
While I'm writing this he's sat in the corner with his back to me. Maybe I'm in a twilight zone - it can't be bad, Oasis still exists.
Advice needed.
Freaky Capricious.
AN INDIVIDUAL PLEA
We've had love stories, the God debate, whose music is best, vegetarianism, the indie clan, boys v girls, depression, vampires, music reviews...
And let's not forget the ever-living football debate. All 'ziners, I implore you...
START A NEW SUBJECT!!!
Kate Cobain, (yearning for change).
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss!
IN OTHER WORDS - WLW AGREES
ALL ROUND PERSON REVIEW
Some label him "the voice of a generation", others a microcosm of teen apathy and hormonal dysfunction - he is simply, Beck.
Who apart from Nirvana, gave as memorable an appearance on the awful TOTP as he did with Loser?
Talent oozes from every pore of his body - his music calling out to your dark inner being. You'll never be the same again.
Grungy type dude/dudette.
So this dude is a pop star, right?
POINT OF INFORMATION
It's taken me about 5 weeks of hearing "Back For Good" by Take That to realise they are singing about lipstick marks on their coffee cups.
Isn't it a bit grotty and disgusting to leave cups unwashed? The coffee could still be in the cup and coffee does go mouldy.
This makes 'Y Viva Espana' sound good.
The red aardvark, aardvark land, North.
If you had been listening you'd know
THEY'RE SINGING 'I WANT YER PLANK'
