The Mega-Zine Museum
May 7, 1995
QUICK MICK is none too pleased that the all-metal fest at Finsbury Park looks unlikely. Ah, but we've got the Fleadh!
ED at Whitgift wants to know if Female Rocker is a babe. What a question!
AZRAEL says Samatha Janus is proof enough that God exists. Yaaaaawwwwwnnn.
CAMOUFLAGE has flushed his/her gerbil down the loo so keep an eye out people.
CANDY & ZELDA think the top T-shirt is "Northern Scum" - Terrovision. Quiet!!!
One Love wants to know if there are
ANY MORE MR C FANS OUT THERE?
COMPLAINING IS A DISEASE
Why, when a guy on Most Wanted (MTV) said on air "Kiss my buspass," some British viewers felt the need to complain to the ITC?
The show is at 9pm so those who can't handle so-called vulgar language should just go to bed and shaddupa-yer-face.
Some people never learn, turn it off if you don't like it. Kiss my busspass.
Backlash
TO ALL FELLOW EXAM TAKERS
Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!
Not long to go, but don't panic. Take time out each day to relax and mellow out.
After you've had this time for yourself you'll feel much happier about getting some work done.
Whatever happens, never lose your sense of humour.
Remember, trust me, I'm a doctor.
Dr B, Tiptree (where thay make jam).
These are wise words
FOR SOMEONE WITH SUCH BAD WRITING
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE?
I hate girls who wear those naff T-shirts with "Babe" or "Hands off" on the front. They look like teenyboppers.
I also don't reckon that anyone would want to put their hands near them in any case. Why don't they just have T-shirts with "Total Bimbo" on them?
And they ALWAYS wear platforms.
The Purple Rhino
I should have one with
"DON'T WAKE IT - IT BITES"
SOME THINGS TO DO TODAY
- Wear a badge saying 'I am happy'
- Go up to a rich person and ask them why there are starving people.
- Do something to distinguish yourself from the herd.
- Phone TV companies and ask them why nearly everyone who appears on TV has to be beautiful.
- Campaign for introverted people's rights and against dumbo airhead extroverted type people.
Sad, Sadchster, Sadland
You better get that badge soon
PROGRAMME REVIEW - GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART
Is it just me or do other teenage beings love this programme?
I think I liked it even more when I realised how attractive Nicholas Lyndhurst was. (I'm not being sarky).
There's something about him, and he's a good actor. Watch it girls, you'll see what I mean.
Deep Indie Hedgehog (in a maze)
No, I just can't see it
MAYBE I NEED GLASSES OR A GUIDE DOG
