The Mega-Zine Museum
May 2, 1995
KATE COBAIN is real upset about missing Blur on TV, after a two week wait. Daft.
DISTRAUGHT MOULD FAN'S murderous mum threw away pet mould, Gerald. RIP.
CODEMAN totally agrees with Purple Day. Bush ARE going to be BIG!
JASON McATEER is a football genius, and the world should worship him. This gem of knowledge comes from Dizzy and Dumbo.
LORD ERIC OF BARMY thinks Chris Evans surrounds himself with sycophants.
A big congrats to Oasis - straight in
AT NUMBER ONE - CAN'T BE BAD!
GIG REVIEW - HOLE, SHEFFIELD OCTAGON
Love played and sang at her best and communicated well with the audience and gave a touching rendition of Penny Royal Tea in honour of her late husband.
Melissa and Love joked with the crowd with amusing versions of the Human League, whilst talented drumming and guitar playing pounded through the Octagon. Amazing!
Kate Cobain, Far Beyond Chaos
Sounds like good fairy Courtney
PROVIDED A GOOD TIME FOR ALL
DEAR 'ZINE
Regarding the North/South divide, in the words of Sir Ian Brown, "It's not where you're from, it's where you're at".
No truer words have been spoken. Personally I think that eyebrow thickness should be a factor.
Ian Brown's Discarded Flares
Oasis at No 1 AND Paul Weller in the top ten - what a week!
Couldn't agree more, makes the
CHARTS WORTH LISTENING TO AGAIN!
DEAR 'ZINE
I must enter the great God debate. I know for a fact that God exists. How? Because my girlfriend dumped me for him.
She is a devout Baptist, and I'm a devout sceptic, and the two don't mix. It took her two years to find out.
What's God going to give her besides unconditional love and eternal life? He won't buy her flowers and chocs and won't cook candle-lit dinners, and he's not monogamous - he loves everyone!
The Disgruntled Lost Love
That's not Bob is it?
DEAR 'ZINE
Watching the programme Minders, I began to understand why this country is in such a mess.
It was about a man suffering from schizophrenia who was put back into hospital by two patronizing doctors after coping for two years on his own.
All he needed was a friend, someone to keep him in touch with reality. And the doctors should talk to him like a human being.
You forgot to give a name!
DEAR MEGA-ZINESTERS
I have a pair of old jeans
With holes around the knee
The colour's gone, the zip doesn't,
But I can't live without them.
I've bought other jeans
Levis, Lee and C&A
But none compare to them
As they hang around my hips
With ingrained dirt
And frayed heels,
I love you Wrangler jeans.
Little Miss Maybe, Nowhere Special
That's lovely dear - affectionately
TERMED BY MY BABY BRO - "SCRUFFS"
