The Mega-Zine Museum
April 25, 1995
MEGA-ZINE MADONNA is depressed cos she doesn't have her own phone and will never get to see Blur. Blub, blub..
ANGEL OF INNOCENCE has Chris Evans at the top of her Men list. Ahem.
DR RIGHT took offence to the term monkey in reference to TT. Yes, I am.
QUICK MICK - football quote - "They think it's all over". "It is now."
FLEA AND FERRET have dyed their hair purple to honour THAT drink. Clever.
The Purple Rhino thinks it is great
BEING LEFT-HANDED AND THEY ARE BEST
COMEDY REVIEW - LILY SAVAGE, NEWCASTLE
Savage, by name, savage by nature. Lily was on top form along with chum, Gayle Tuesday, the page 3 stunner.
Stand up comedy was mixed with songs in a Julian Clary kind of way.
Look out for an interesting version of "It had to be you."
Miss Avalon.
Couldn't you have told us more?
AH WELL, I'LL HAVE TO GO MYSELF
DEAR 'ZINE
I bet you ANYTHING that the Obscure Indie boy is a sad little drip who can't get a girlfriend in real life and writes drippy odes to bimbos.
Well, I'm sorry, but Keanu and Manic Depressant are the only guys for me and you won't catch me writing lurve poems. Bleeeeurgh!!
The Cranberries Chick.
Here it is, the backlash!!!
TO ALL THOSE GOING TO GLASTONBURY
Spare a thought for those poor souls who can't go as they are still taking their GCSEs like me. I think it's a government plot to prevent any vaguely intelligent 16-year-old attending.
Casino Girl.
PS Why is everyone calling themselves "Indie... "? I bet two thirds of them can't tell difference the between Lush and Bandit Queen.
My heart bleeds for you
IT'LL PROBABLY RAIN ANYWAY
DEAR 'ZINE
Am I the only one who was gob-smacked at the amount of votes Stuart got on Watch This Space? He was the 15-year-old Mancunian.
Sorry, he has a really nauseating voice and is totally talentless.
But the star of the show was Neil, the posh, sarky presenter who got hardly any votes. Neil - I voted for you.
Rather annoyed Supersonic Babe.
Why don't you, turn off the TV and do...
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I'm doing Music as one of my GCSEs and you would expect that we would be taught about various different types of modern music. But no.
The majority of a our syllabus deals with classical music written a hundred years ago.
Isn't it about time the education authorities updated the subject so that it dealt with the music of today?
Nice Guy Eddie.
All of this sounds very, very familiar
BUT GOOD LUCK IN YOUR EXAM
