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April 24, 1995

INDIE ANDIE arrives on the 'Zine scene. Felicitations and welcome.

DELICIOUS DEB says the yellow blob reminds her of what she does after a good night out. Thanks for that thought.

MOI declares the best song ever to be I Wanna be Sedated by The Ramones.

LID says eating daffodils makes you sick. How do you know?

FEMALE ROCKER I liked your poem but I think we would get sued. Sorry.

Psychotic Penguin - do your homework!!!

N. ACCIDENT WANTS N. EXPOSURE BACK

 

A WORD TO THE UNWISE

Success can't be bought or sold,
Working hard is the only way,
GCSEs are simple exams to pass,
Well, that's what the teachers say.

I left my coursework to the last minute.
The reason, I thought it a chore.
Like the buses, it's all come at once.
I realise I can't cope anymore.

The moral of the story is,
Don't do the same as I,
When the pressure and work builds up,
You can either do it or...

The Spiritualist

True, but they're ONLY exams so try not

TO TAKE THEM TOO SERIOUSLY, BE HAPPY

 

DEAR 'ZINE PERSONAGE

Whilst consulting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I discovered God's last message to his creations:

"Sorry for the inconvenience."

This makes me feel a hell of a lot better about life as we know it. I hope it makes you feel better too.

Eternal Philosopher.

It's life, Jim, but not as we read it.

ACTUALLY IT DOES - SORT OF

 

A FEW REASONS I AM VERY HAPPY

  1. I can burp like any bloke I know
  2. I've met Boy George and holidayed with Aswad
  3. I've my navel, ears and nose pierced
  4. I like long walks - especially when taken by people I dislike
  5. I can fit my fist in my mouth
  6. I love pink, glitter, clubbing and mates
  7. I have very long nails

Miss Thing, Queen of Cool.

PS Even if you are on the right track, you get run over if you just sit there.

But modesty isn't your thang, Thing

 

QUESTION

If all human life was wiped out.
No one left to scream and shout,
Pollution would be reduced to nil,
No more animals could we kill.

Harm the environment, I think not,
Left only to naturally rot.
Murders and wars there would be none.
But no one left to have any fun!

The resurrection of the Lizard King.

How is the bath water, Mojo?

KEEP YOUR CHINS UP, GUYS