The Mega-Zine Museum
April 15, 1995
FOX MULDER declares that ET doesn't deserve a surname, only dissection.
MUTE WITNESS won't buy the Unlaced LP as advertised by Steve Lamacq 'cos it's got The Spin Doctors on it.
TATH AND BOB wrong, wrong, wrong.
STRANGLES THE RAT IN BLACK wants us to know The Stranglers are back!!!
NOSTALGIC NICK sent in a list of songs about flippin' yer lid, strangely, all by The Ramones. Is this a trend?
The Telly Guru says Chicago Hope is
RUBBISH - GIVE ME ER ANYDAY
BIG GOD DEBATE
There isn't a big God debate so I'm going to have to start one.
God is now so old that he has gone senile. He now spends his time playing amusing tricks on people.
This is my only explanation for the fact that today I managed to jam my hand in a pool table pocket and had to have it removed by a fireman.
Manic Depressant, embarrassed.
Is this a big debate or a big God
DEBATE - WHAT ABOUT SMALL GODS?
ODE TO PORT VALE
Lads, lads, you're making me sad,
Surely you can't be really that bad?
You've got to get some points and fast,
Come on now when you need it the most,
Back of the net and not the post.
May the black and white army march on!
Smurf, amongst the Vale Parklife.
PS. Us in the middle are superior.
Wouldn't being at the top be better
OR AM I BEING NAIVE?
RE WONKO AND COMPANY
Consulting The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy I discovered the question is actuallly 6x9. But you cry, this isn't 42.
This doesn't add up. Exactly! Neither does life!
For those who don't care and just want to make life bearable, I suggest the beautiful Drugstore album. Wonderful.
Casino Girl / Annie.
ALBUM REVIEW - DOWN BY JESUS, LIZARD
This record is full of great tunes; play it loud and your ears may never recover!
Highlights include the excellent Fly On The Wall, with a throbbing bass and David Yow's screeching vocals.
The Associate and Destroy Before Reading are both classics! Forget all that teenybop rubbish, this is the ultimate musical experience.
The brutal Botcheek.
Your handwriting is awful
BUT AT LEAST YOUR TASTE ISN'T
SMOKING - A POETIC DISCUSSION
I'm a smoker, I don't know why,
Handing over that money makes me cry,
Smoking lots of fags makes me cough
And my nicotine fingers may drop off.
I claim I'm a victim of peer pressure in answer to abuse,
but this reasoning is just an excuse.
Nicotine patches have been a flop,
I hope one day I can stop.
What I'm saying is fags make you stink,
so don't light up. Stop and think.
The Laughing Laureate, Regal Land.
Never a truer word said matey
