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April 8, 1995

GEORDIETTA G is madly in love with Geordie G and wants to meet in Geordie heaven.

MISS ANONYMOUS wants Manic Depressant to chill cos she's ugly too, and proud.

SPIRITUAL RAINBOW wants fashion pundits to bring back hippy clothes so we can all relax more. Thanks but no thanks.

QUEEN BEA, no the yellow blob isn't Europe, but it's the best idea so far.

QUENTIN should've won says Indie Elsa.

Tath & Bob sent a list of people I may

BE - TOTALLY INCORRECT, AGAIN!

 

GRAHAM TAYLOR - WHAT A MAN

  1. Two men wide - only worked for 15 minutes.
  2. Pack the midfield with a load of talentless donkeys.
  3. Just hoof the ball upfield to Bully.

Wow! With thinking like that I'm sure he'll manage England one day!

Ilia - Wolf Girl, Milineux.

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch. Sister you are

BITTER, BITTER, BITTER

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Some of my friends say that they can't get boyfriends because they are ugly. But they are wrong.

There is no such thing as ugliness, only degrees of beauty.

You could say beauty is a kind of independence. Who says beauty is Cindy Crawford?

Loveless Babe, Heartbreak Avenue.

Not Richard Gere for one

 

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO... AAAAARRRRGGGH

  1. Losing the remote down the sofa back.
  2. Bungle on Rainbow.
  3. Maths project - due in yesterday.
  4. My duvet falling off in the middle of the night.
  5. Jarvis from Pulp (Brits '95).
  6. Candy Floss sticking in my hair.

Tigger's friend, Eating haycorns.

People who don't like Jarvis, too!

RIGHTFULLY NOT TOO MANY OF THOSE!

 

GIG REVIEW - GENE, THE FORUM

After the brilliant and astounding Elecka and 60ft dolls did their stuff, on came the band of the moment... Gene.

Martin et al thoroughly entertained the crowd by just coming on stage! We were treated to one gem after another from Olympian plus some new stuff.

Martin strutted his stuff, toyed with the crowd and was his usual camp self. They were simply perfect.

Rozzer's Light and Steve's Inspiration.

So if Martin is Martin, who's Gene?

THESE NEW FANGLED BANDS, I DUNNO

 

KURT WAS KING

Say no more!

Alll Nirvana fans out there remember his death, and the anniversary of it.

And I forgot just what it takes, Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile, I found it hard, it was hard to find, oh well, whatever, Nevermind.

ED, Whitgift.