The Mega-Zine Museum
April 3, 1995
AUTUMN CURLS says you can cheer someone up by telling them no one else has started any revision/coursework either!
JEREMIAH PUDDLEDUCK wants to know who those people on Richard and Judy are. Have they had their DNA cloned?
MARIAH THE BAD thinks that the only shocking thing Madonna could do now is keep her clothes on!
QUOTES to die for from Leper Messiah - "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man..." Predator
Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!
ECKY PECKY THUMP
Ah'll go tae foot of our stairs! Ay up! So seems that Southern Fry sort knows nowt 'bout t' north.
He be most welcome at our 'ouse. for a bit o' tripe 'n' black puddin' an' I'd even fan yer tea wi' me cloth cap! Mind you, no drinkin' from t' brown sauce bottle!
Must go! Whippets are barkin'!
The Purple Dove, in t' north.
By 'eck luv, that's not exactly
BILL THE QUILL - SHAKESPEARE
TOP 10 PROGRAMMES THAT SHOULD BE RE-RUN
- Interceptor
- Treasure Hunt
- The Magic Roundabout
- Blankety Blank
- No 73
- Every Second Counts
- Wizbit
- Rolf's Cartoon Club
- Rolf's Cartoon Time
- Master Team
The Air Freshner Man.
SOME LOVELY SONGS
| 1 | Something In The Way | - | Nirvana |
| 2 | Everybody Hurts | - | REM |
| 3 | Kashmir | - | Led Zeppelin |
| 4 | Nebraska | - | Bruce Springsteen |
| 5 | Working Class Hero | - | John Lennon |
| 6 | Hey Hey, My My | - | Neil Young |
| 7 | One | - | U2 |
| 8 | Something I Can Never Have | - | Nine Inch Nails |
| 9 | Tear In Your Hand | - | Tori Amos |
| 10 | Southern Man | - | Neil Young |
Leper Messiah.
You threatened death by Barry Manilow
SONGS - SO HERE IT IS
DEAR 'ZINE
What amazes me is that all the TV channels put on really good programmes once in a while and we're all ecstatic.
Then we have to wait months for another series whilst enduring endless hours of re-runs that only the brain-dead would enjoy.
Classic example is the X-files. The new series is not on terrestrial screens 'til autumn.
Sort it!
Man, In A Straitjacket.
Your upset is understandable seeing as
YOU DON'T GET OUT THAT MUCH
SONG REVIEW - MICA PARIS - ONE
Yes, it's happened yet again... An excellent song has been completely corrupted by the totally rubbish cover version of it.
If I was U2 I'd feel utterly insulted by this version of a formerly brilliant song. Ooooh, so alternative.
What next? Rednex cover Parklife?
Jarvis Cocker's "Legendary Girlfriend".
