The Mega-Zine Museum
April 2, 1995
EVIL PERSON wants me to correct an error - he's a she! Revelations abound.
THE MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT thinks Ms Le Dark and Ms Black have become nuns or they've exploded.
JACKIE CROMWELL says Oliver Millburn from The Choir would make her go to any cathedral.
AZRAEL, THE AVENGING ANGEL is going nuts over Samantha Janus who plays Mandy on Game On and needs help, fast.
Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!
THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
- Nothing we do now will matter in a million years' time.
- Nothing that will happen in a million years' time matters now.
- It does not matter now that in a million years' time nothing we do now will matter.
- So why am I writing this rather absurd letter?
- I love you Sweet Lady Genevieve.
Pop Guru, Living for today.
Except perhaps the big question...
WILL SHARON AND GRANT REALLY SPLIT?
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
The other day I decided to put up a poster in my room to brighten it up.
Finding I did not have enough Blu-Tack to stick all four corners, I decided to cut one off, leaving three to stick.
Imagine my surprise to find there were now FIVE corners to be stuck! Is it any wonder that adhesive companies continue to make such fat profits?
Mr Bungle
IN REPLY TO VEGGIES
Will you sad people please stop trying to fob your pathetic illogical views on the rest of society?
If God wanted us to be non-carnivorous, planet Earth would be only inhabited by rabbits. I'm against cruelty to animals and nor do I wear animal skins and furs.
But think of all the people who'd lose their jobs if the meat trade folded.
Dixie, sitting down to a steak
Oh oh, here we go again
BUT LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS ONE, OK?
BASS PLAYER REVIEW - ALEX JAMES, BLUR
A flick of his beautiful black hair, the look in his beautiful brown eyes, his fingers running forcefully over the frets and strings of his bass.
Forget Damon, Alex is in. With his mathematical brain, charming wit and overall beautifulness, he has stolen my heart.
Look out for me at your concert on June 17, darling!
Beautiful Indie Babe, Essex.
I hope that was addressed to Alex
MODESTY ISN'T YOUR THINGS IS IT?
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I understand the current obsession with Mr Cantona and his partners in infamy. I also understand the media frenzy following Mr Fry's disappearance and the countless celeb divorces.
Time and time again the important news stories are buried in favour of more juicy sex scandals. Isn't it time we got our minds out of the sewers?
Or do we get the media we deserve?
Incensed, Why Oh Why Oh Why
