The Mega-Zine Museum

March 28, 1995

THE ETERNAL CHICKEN claims to have sent in 65,187 letters. We wondered who was doing that!

GHOSTDANCER asks, "Is it me, or has Rikki Lake got really nice eyes?"

NASTY ACCIDENT & EVIL PERSON wonder if Anastasia and Lucille are dead? Long live Black and Le Dark.

AUTUMN CURLS suggests telling someone you love them to cheer them up - could get messy!

POLLY and FRANCES FARMER have no dog.

Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!

DEAR ZINE

I am sick of the degradation of the martial arts thanks to Eric Cantona's attack on the Palace fan.

It makes my blood boil that the press have portrayed us (martial artists) as evil people who go round beating people up by describing Cantona's attack as a "kung-fu" kick.

Martial arts are about avoiding violence and defending yourself.

Ghostdancer, Floodland

DEAR SOUTHERN FRY

OK, some Northerners are simple and good to laugh at, but I doubt 100% of Southerners are perfect.

Don't categorise people just because of where they live. As a Northerner I don't care "who's the hardest" because I'm not that simple.

Kate Cobain, Far Beyond Chaos (and Yearning for the Indie Boy)

Who wants to be hard anyway?

WE LIKE MUSHY PEOPLE AT ZINE HQ

MEGA-ZINE, ZINESTERS

Some of my friends say that they can't get boyfriends because they're ugly.

Well they are wrong. There is no such thing as ugliness, there are only degrees of beauty.

Many people have their own style of beauty. You don't have to look like Cindy Crawford!!!

Loveless Babe, Heartbreak Avenue

Personality's far more important eg

HUTCH'S CHOICE OF PAULA/HELENA

MEGA-ZINE/WLW

Are you a girl, a boy or an it?

If you're a girl you can be my best friend; if you're a boy I'm sure I'd fancy you, and if you're an it, I could use you to sit on.

Wicked Weird Girl

I'm beyond such distinctions, but

NO WAY ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON ME!

TOP SONGS TO WARBLE ALONG TO ON YOUR PERSONAL STEREO ON TRAINS

Dirty Harry

I think I've sat next to you

A VOICE LIKE ZIG AND ZAG!

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