The Mega-Zine Museum
March 27, 1995
Evil Person says he's an independent sheep and scares people rather a lot.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed - by Little Miss Muffett, or so claims Camouflage.
Everyone took Bungle seriously. It was irony, chill chaps and chapesses.
Fresh Republican of Merseyside called Giggsy a few unprintable names. Shock!
Twang and Eric's ode to Um Bongo was lacking in equal syllable conformation, or so they tell us.
Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I'm here to complain about ravers. What's with them wearing PVC gear then?
Us Goths have been doing it for years, but now they've decided to make it fashionable. Knee high boots, shoes, trousers, tops, bags. What next?
Well you can't slag us off now - we are obviously so cool you have to steal our ideas and be like us!
The Sex Vampires, Queen of Goths.
DEAR 'ZINE
I'd like to say THANKS A LOT for the short cuts section.
Now, sad, lonely people with no sense of humour (like me!) have got slightly more chance of being printed.
The Cardboard Cut-Out,
Trying to be funny.
It's my pleasure - I am here to serve
BUT REMEMBER WHO'S BOSS. OK?
ODE TO LOVEHEARTS
The Loveheart is my favourite food.
When I'm depressed it lightens my mood.
I always have a tube in my pocket,
Eat too many and I'm like a rocket.
I say this with a guilty sigh,
Eating lovehearts sends me high.
A Jedi Knight.
May the shwartz be with you
DON'T FORGET YOUR GREENS THOUGH
SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY
I once saw This Morning with Richard and Judy. They did an item on fashion that went like this...
The alleged expert on fashion said: "You can get these in all good shops and Dorothy Perkins."
Well I thought it was funny.
The Air Freshner Man.
I'm sure I don't know what you mean
QUOTES
"Marriage is the biggest and most important step to be taken in one's life." Prince Charles.
"It will last." Michael Jackson.
" " AFKAP.
Camouflage, North West.
