The Mega-Zine Museum
March 12, 1995
DEAR INDIE OWL
I agree - a real spot problem can last for years. This is another example of the media forcing it's views of normality on us.
As a female I am sick of having to live up to the image of a perfect woman.
Everyone be free to be themselves. Revolt against physical conformity.
Mellow Mouse
Be blue - not white - respect
MOCK EXAMS - DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT...
- When the person in front is always sniffing and coughing.
- When you look at the first question and instantly forget all you know.
- When you get an irritating song stuck in your head.
- When you get the wobbly desk.
- When the invigilator starts reading over your shoulder.
Yep, it's that Monday morning feeling all week.
Rubber Soul
You think that's bad?
WAIT UNTIL THE REAL THING - HA, HA
TO ALL LOVE POEM WRITERS
Get a life. If you want to tell someone how much you love them don't use sad soppy poems.
Just come out with it straight.
The Air Freshener Man
PS I love you Mary Sunshine Rain
Aaaahh, isn't that cutsey pie, dearies
A MATCH MADE IN HELL
MUSICAL REVIEW - OLIVER!
Well, hellooo from the eccentric world of showbiz! What a marvellous show.
Johnathan Pryce captured everyone's hearts with his refreshing portrayal of the villain, Fagin.
The characters of Nancy, Bill Sykes and the Artful Dodger were convincingly acted also. Spectacular songs and scenery and a wonderful supporting cast. Highly recommended.
Oom - Pah - Pah
Nice to see someone getting some
C U L T U R E
2 ELSA
U fail 2 realise. The symbolic 1 does want his fans to buy the records, if only they could.
Warners refuse 2 release the new music, so how can we buy it? As 4 your props given 2 Blur, I can only say 1 thing. Victim.
Experience the Gold. Get wild. Come. Peace.
Levi, somewhere near U
Is that Gold Blend? - black, no sugar
DEAR MR DISCARDED FLARES
You've missed one VERY crucial well-endowed-in-the-eyebrow-area person off your list.
MICHAEL LEE.
Once of the Little Angels and now Led Zeppelin. This man's eyebrows cannot be missed.
Little Baby Nothing, Desolation Town
Yeah, but you haven't met my Dad!
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