The Mega-Zine Museum
March 11, 1995
ADVERT REVIEW - DIME BARS
At last! Fame! Fortune! And all from the memorable sentence "I likes armadillos."
But am I the only one who finds the armadillo in the advert spookily attractive?!
He could be Keanu's twin brother with those gorgeous eyes.
The Lone Armadillo
REPLY TO STAR/BOOK REVIEW
So, ya wanna know about philosophy? Well I recommend you read 'Sophie's World' by Jostein Gaarder.
It's been selling loads across Europe, cause it tells you everything about philosophy and it's a great read too.
Bound to set your head spinning.
Psylocke, X-Mansion.
I write sarcastic comments
THEREFORE I AM
TO ALL 'ZINESTERS
Did you know that it takes, like, loads more muscles to frown than it does to smile?
In the long run frowning causes more wrinkles because of this.
What a good idea it is to smile and be happy.
Anastasia, Lucille, Jubilee (In A Low) and all you Vampires - lighten up. Get a life. SMILE!!!
The Happy Chicklet, Music Mountain.
Like, cool dude, never knew that
YOU BETTER TELL JIMMY NAIL
TOP TEN BOOKS
- Henry Rollins - Now Watch Me Die
- Ffyona Campbell - Feet Of Clay
- The Smashing World Of Purple Ronnie
- Ffyona Campbell - On Foot Through Africa
- Stephen King - It
- Germaine Greer - The Female Eunuch
- Purple Ronnie's Guide To Life
- Richard Dawkins - The Selfish Gene
- The Beano
- Nietzsche - Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Mrs Henry Rollins, 'Another Life'
You keep your hands off my Henry!
RUMOURS OF OUR DIVORCE ARE LIES
TRIBUTE TO JARVIS
Jarvis C from Pulp, the best,
Your hips are skinny, swing above the rest.
I love your moves, I can't explain,
Upon my bag I wrote your name.
Oh Jarvis, will you ever see,
In my eyes, you're nicer than Bernard B.
The Indie Lipgloss Chick, Oblivion.
It rhymes - small mercies methinks
