The Mega-Zine Museum
March 9, 1995
DEAR 'ZINE
Boxing is once again under the spot-light because of the Nigel Benn fight.
Boxing should not be banned. If two sweaty men want to beat the life out of each other it's none of my business.
The Natural Born Bimbo
PS Is there anyone else other than me that thinks Clarissa (Melissa Joan Hart) from Alive And Kickin' and Nickelodeon is the sexiest woman alive?
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
There is something on the 'Zine which has been troubling me for some time now, just what is that yellow blob in the corner of your screen?
Did the artist have a spot eruption and think it looked quite nifty?
Please let me know before my brain explodes from too much thinking.
Day Dreamer
Beats me
IT COULD BE CUSTARD - MY FAVE!
TOP TEN GEORDIE PERSONALITIES
- Peter "Pedro" Beardsley
- Robson Green (Tucker in Soldier, Soldier)
- Sting
- Alan Shearer (why Blackburn?)
- Scorpio from Gladiators
- Bobby and Jack Charlton
- Cardinal Hume (religious bloke)
- Catherine Cookson (sort of Geordie)
- Jimmy Nail
- The old goat next door
Geordie G, Newcastle, Geordieland
PS Sorry to any Geordie I've forgotten
Gazza?
PAUL GODDARD?
THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY
- The 'Zine
- Flower power
- Watching groovy films (ones starring River Phoenix)
- Tree hugging (esp. in the rain)
- Going on demos
- Writing (books, songs, music etc)
- Doing T'ai Chi
- Sending out positive vibes
- Not having my hair cut
- Standing on my head
- Eating tofu
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House
All very close to nature
NO 6 - RECOMMENDED!
DEAR 'ZINE
Apart from Black Sabbath, has everyone forgotten about Metal's most monstrous moshers? Motorhead!!!
Killer tunes, thumping drum and bass, and brain numbing vocals from the man with THAT moustache, Lemmy.
Iron Man, Planet Caravan
PS How about an Ozzy/Lemmy duet on the karaoke nightmare - I Will Always Love You.
What are you trying to say?!!
TO ALL THOSE WITH EARS TO LISTEN
Your sympathy is what I need. Glastonbury is coming so quickly, but I have no money.
An amazing adventure of music is what I yearn for, somewhere exciting where I can meet new friends.
People tell me I'll have another chance next year, but next year doesn't matter What matters is now, and Glastonbury is my destiny.
Metaphor Girl
You'd probably get your tent
NICKED ANYWAY!
ANSWERS TO LOVE KITTEN'S QUESTIONS
- Zig and Zag are very much alive and it should never be doubted
- Noel Edmonds hasn't got any hair, he's an alien
- As WLW says, Paul Weller is God
- Maths teachers always hate everyone, it's in the job spec
- People like Take That 'cos they're good!
HunnyBunBabe, The North
Four out of five correct
WHICH ONE IS WRONG?
