The Mega-Zine Museum
March 4, 1995
THINGS NOT TO DO AT SLEEPOVERS
- Have a fire in the back garden
- Cook pizzas (they always burn)
- Phone the Apple Tango Line
- Play consequences (someone always finds them)
- Invite a friend with gaseous problems
- Sleep next to the one who snores
- Keep the parents awake all night
- Sledge down the stairs
- Torture the family pets
- Steal the TV - no more Mega-zine!
Jug of Sangria, hoping for sandy beach
No more Mega-zine - heaven forbid!
WHAT CAN YOU DO AT SLEEPOVERS?
DEAR BLUR
I have just read in the NME that tickets to see you at the Mile End Stadium cost £18.50.
This means that some 12-year-old teeny-bopper can get daddy to pay whilst true fans (ie before Parklife) probably won't be able to afford it.
Well, thank you. Thank you for selling out. Thank you for washing your hands of the people who made you.
Casino Girl, Shining Road
I'm sure it's not their fault
HOW ABOUT A SATURDAY JOB? p441
FIVE STRANGE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
- Are Zig and Zag really alive?
- What is Noel Edmonds' natural hair colour?
- Who is Paul Weller?
- Why does your maths teacher always hate you?
- Why do people like Take That?
Love Kitten
Sweet name, but listen up -
PAUL WELLER IS GOD!
DEAR 'ZINE
People in the past have said that it's what's on the inside that counts, and not what's on the outside.
I ask you people of the 'Zine, how many of you could say that you really live by this rule?
If this was true, my life, and a lot of other people's, would be much better.
So wise up, people, and practise what you preach.
A Dedicated Extreme Fan
Very true
BE BEAUTIFUL TO ONE ANOTHER
SINGLE REVIEW - WAKE UP BOO BY THE BOO RADLEYS
Well those lovable Liverpool lads who seem to have been hanging around the indie world forever have finally penned the perfect pop song!
Stupendously good, Wake Up Boo is a song that can banish a frown at 20 paces. It oozes fun and happiness that don't really fit its subject matter.
But when it sounds good, nothing else seems to matter.
Mary Sunshine Rain, The Next Life.
Related to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go?
NOW THAT'S PERFECT POP!!!
QUESTIONS NEEDING ANSWERS ABOUT DAVID DUCHOVNY OF THE X-FILES.
- Where is he from?
- Is he married?
- Does he have any kids?
- Is he with someone - boy/girlfriend?
- Why won't he return my phone calls?
- How come we're not seeing enough of him on TV?
- Does it hurt to be that gorgeous?
Stay Human, The Planet X
Help us out someone -
ENQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW!!!??!
REASONS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE GIRLFRIENDS
- We are not unattractive
- We are going to Glastonbury
- We like Oasis and Blur
- We like The Beatles
- We like Nirvana
- We cried when Kurt died
- We have long hair
- We can play guitar
- We are single
- We watch Home & Away and Neighbours
Liam Gallagher's eyebrow and John Lennon's glasses.
Next year you can go to the festival
INSTEAD OF JUST THE NEARBY VILLAGE!
