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March 6, 1995

FED UP, YOU BET YA!

After months of writing to the 'Zine and getting nothing shown, I wrote a letter about the band in Neighbours which wasn't printed.

I saw a practically identical letter had been printed under someone's else's name. This is a fix and a con. I bet you make up all the letters yourself.

This is my final letter before a rock 'n' roll finale.

King of the Night Time World.

Many, many letters arrive at the 'Zine

AND WE PICK THE BEST - MOSTLY!

 

'ZINESTERS

While cruising just north of Andromeda, near M31 (a large, bright funky, spiral galaxy, two million light years from Earth), I had this thought...

"Why is cheese so difficult to get in space?"

Then I realised... no cows! Strange the things that go through your head.

Mo Dean (the interdimensional outer space being)

Ah, but what's the meaning of life?

 

DEAR 'ZINESTERS

What's happened to the footie argument all of a sudden?

I say everyone should support their local team and not be one of those infuriating glory hunters.

They only support Man Utd because Ryan Giggs is "fit" or Newcastle Utd because Andy Cole is good. (Oops, they sold him!!!) Up The Orient.

Colin West's Socks, Brisbane Road.

I guess we're just missing Our Eric

BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL BE LOYAL

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE

I've been watching Mega-zine for about a year every day but unfortunately I can't carry on.

I have to go back to my country, Japan. I don't want to leave England but this is life.

I love England and I love Mega-zine.

Sayonara.

London Loner.

Hope you can spread the word over there

SEND US A POSTCARD!!

 

REPLY TO DAVE THE MESSIAH

I know for a fact that Elvis lives! He runs a chippie on the south side of Glasgow.

He lives in a two bedroom bungalow with his wife Marilyn (nee Monroe).

He also made several cameo appearances in Howard's Way in 1985. So there!

Electra, Where Tumble Driers Go To Die.

Has he got any house guests?

LIKE LORD LUCAN OR MR FRY?

 

SINGLE REVIEW - I WANT YOU BACK - TT

Oh my God, it's finally happened! Take That have actually released a single that doesn't make me ill.

In fact it's quite good and if anyone else had released it I might even have bought it!

Take care and whatever you do, don't get caught! Talk hard.

Innocently Spanish.

Thanks for sharing that with us dearie