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February 26, 1995

REASONS WHY I AM HAPPY (NO ORDER)

  1. Terrorvision are supporting REM in Huddersfield
  2. I'm going to see REM in Huddersfield
  3. The Obscure Indie Boy has written beautiful poems
  4. Manic Street Preachers will be at Donington
  5. I am going to Donington
  6. King For A Day Fool For A Lifetime is coming out
  7. I'm getting backstage passes for Terrorvision

Kate Cobain, Far Beyond Chaos

Obscure wants to write to you

LIFE GETS HAPPIER AND HAPPIER

 

TOP TEN VEGGIE MEALS

  1. Beans/scrambled egg on toast
  2. Bean burgers and chips
  3. Safeway Veggie Fingers
  4. Sosmix Sausages
  5. Cheese sandwiches
  6. Cheese patty and chips
  7. Potato and leek soup
  8. Veggie mince
  9. Veggie lasagne
  10. A Twix

The Purple Rhino

I think you need a veggie recipe book

BEFORE YOU TURN INTO A BEAN BURGER

 

ALBUM REVIEW - BENT BY KINKY MACHINE

Well, Blur won four Brit awards for Parklife, so this album is obviously worth a lot more.

It puts most albums of 1994 to shame, even rivalling Definitely Maybe as my fave album of the year.

Each of the 12 tracks is a gem: Chemical Lullaby, Nosebleed and 10 Second Bionic Man really stand out.

Stanley

Like the name, short and sweet

 

DEAR 'ZINE

We've noticed something about McDonalds.

Normal waitresses ask: "Are you enjoying your meal sir?" But at McDonalds a waitress will come to clean packaging off your table and say, "Rubbish?"

"Yes, it was actually," we reply every time.

Ha, ha, ha, we crack ourselves up.

Tath and Bob, Armadillo World

So, why do you go back then?

NOW, AN OUTRAGEOUS TOP TEN >>>

 

TOP TEN HUGEST BOOS

  1. WLW
  2. Liam Gallagher
  3. Iggy Pop
  4. Brett Anderson
  5. Madonna
  6. Jerry Lee Lewis
  7. Sinead O'Connor
  8. Me
  9. Terence Trent D'Arby
  10. Morrissey

Jubilee, in a low

Proud to have something in common with

LIAM, RATHER THAN EYEBROWS!!!

 

FOOD CONFUSION

I'm sure that there's a noodle in my ear.
I'm sure that there's a poodle in my ear.
If I found that noodle/poodle,
I could eat the whole kaboodle,
With a lovely apple strudel
and some ginger beer.

Digger, approaching you, behind you

Food bizarre!

 

SUPERMARKETS

Supermarkets are a pretence of reality. A dazzling array of competing merchandise. They are a phoney seduction of edible media.

There are the fixed smiles of cloned assistants, harsh strip lighting and security cameras to make you paranoid.

Pick a trolley and join the scouring demented.

Altruistic Pip, An Imitation of Dignity

Frightening, and you thought you were

JUST BUYING A CAN OF BEANS!