The Mega-Zine Museum
February 22, 1995
GREETINGS EARTHLINGS
I was hoping you could help. You see me and my partner were on a trip to Saturn when we stopped at your planet for fuel.
Everyone gave us strange looks when we asked for plutonium, so my partner went to find some and never returned.
He is small and green and likes all things green, like grass and Green Day. If you see him tell him to contact me.
The Little Green Lady, Pasalacqua
And Supergrass?
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM I'M AFRAID!
DEAR 'ZINE
BLUR = British Lads Universally Rule!
The '95 Brit Awards - best group, best album, best single, and best video!? Nuff said!
Well done lads, cheers for a top year, you deserve every last bit!
A Well Chuffed Obscure Indie Boy
The best thing to come out of Essex
POEM FOR KATE COBAIN
Far beyond chaos where is this place
I long to see your angelic face
Inside my head there is no room
It's all been taken up by you
I think of you every day
Just your words are such a thrill
It's getting so I'm going mad
My love for you is in overspill
Please, I pray, write to me
Or I will go out of my tree
Believe me, it's true,
I'm truly, madly, deeply in love with you.
Obscure Indie Boy
Kate, he's besotted!
BUT IS HE WORTHY?
TEN REASONS TO LIVE
- Gary Oldman
- Pink Volkswagen Beetles
- Blur
- Purple Volkswagen Beetles
- Stephen Dorff
- Green Volkswagen Beetles
- The X-Files
- Music
- Cadbury's Creme Eggs
- David Duchovny
Joanna, in her imaginary car,
Magic America
Glad to see our Gary beat the pink car
WILL MAGIC AMERICA NOW BE BLUR'S?
WHY CATS ARE BRILLIANT
- They have vampire-esque teeth
- Their nails would shame the gothiest goth
- They are the ultra babes of the animal world
- They show no mercy for vermin
- They have Anastasia and Lucille chasing a few metres behind them
Non Blonde Ultra Babe
Cats are the best - the Superfelines!
SKILLED AT SLEEPING AND EATING!!
GREETINGS
While floating through your galaxy the other day I picked up something odd on my satellite - Mega-zine.
I had to make contact. You might just be my only hope of happiness (besides my cheese sarnies).
I thought maybe the wonderfully weird folk of the 'Zine would have no prejudices against a lonely little alien. So please be nice.
Mo Dean, outer-space being
Cheese sarnies and 'Zine
ENOUGH TO SAVE ANYONE!
CAMPAIGN TO ABOLISH TRASHY CHART MUSIC
I am sick to death with the utter rubbish plaguing our music charts. PJ & Duncan, Let Loose, Bad Boys Inc etc.
They are talentless, and worst of all, only in it for the money.
It makes me sick to think that young, talented bands and alternative artists have to play second fiddle to a bunch of no-hopers. Down with naff bands!
Richard Richards, Hammersmith
HOLA, BUENOS DIAS MI AMIGOS! (OR, REPLY TO A MONKEY)
"Soy un perdedor" actually means, "I am a loser", surprisingly enough, since they are the first lyrics of Loser by Beck but, hey, life is full of amazing surprises.
El Vampiro, The Sunny Coast
Quite
TA FOR THE TRANSLATION KIND VAMPIRE
