The Mega-Zine Museum

February 21, 1995

ODE TO IRON MAN

Iron Man - will you be mine?
Your taste in music is sublime.

Now when I mosh, to old, to new,
Rest assured, I think of you.

So keep it up and play it loud, cry on,
To all Sabbath-heads: Stay evil, stay proud.

Child of the Grave, In Her Docs.

Take them off or they get dead smelly!

TV REVIEW - THE HIGH LIFE

An innovative new sitcom ends its run on BBC2.

The High Life is funnily written, with lots of innuendo, double entendres, smut, hilarity and a good dose of Scottish humour.

It's a struggle not to roll about on the floor laughing. Forbes Masson and Alan Cumming excel in their roles of camp Air Stewards.

The next TV cult?

Midnight Caller, Oh Dearie Me?!

But hands off the complimentary biccies

AIR SCOTIA RULES THE AIRWAVES

TOP TEN ALBUMS FROM IRISH BANDS

1. The Joshua Tree - U2
2. Troublegum - Therapy?
3. I Am The Greatest - A House
4. Actung Baby - U2
5. Home - Hothouse Flowers
6. Trailer - Ash
7. No Need To Argue - The Cranberries
8. Tightrope - The Stunning
9. Wide Eyed and Ignorant - A House
10. Willy Nilly - Twisted Mothers

The Green Orange, Alternative Ulster

Try anything by The Pale - classic!

UNTITLED WORK OF GENIUS

We used to do some other things,
We used to watch a film.
We used to eat fish-fingers raw,
But now we always grill 'em.

Digger, Table Three, Behind you

Are you related to John Hegley?

ALL HAIL SPECS WEARERS - RESPECT!

TAKE THAT FAN PENPAL REVIEW - PART ONE

(Or what they say and what they mean.)

Hi! My name is Sharon/Tracy and I love Take That = Hello! I've just found my hormones, therefore I'm very confused.

I support Man Utd and Port Vale FC = because Robbie does.

Name a player then. Erm... Ryan Giggs? He's fit.

Reason, Puddle Jumping

"I like them for their musical prowess"

"I LIKE GARY BEST" - NOTTTTT!!!

TOP 5 INEXPLICABLE THINGS my mate Declan Fleming does on a regular basis

1. Puts a towel on his head and pretends to be Superman, Mother Theresa etc.
2. Glues bits of wood to his forehead
3. Holds bizarre conversations with himself
4. Sets off on journeys to places which exist only in his imagination
5. Hangs out with Gorman

Sappho

Can he make shelves while he's at it?

DON'T TRY NO 2 AT HOME KIDS!!!

DEAR RICHARD OAKES APPRECIATOR

The first line of the chorus of Loser by Beck is "Soy un perdedor". I'm told this comes from a Gloria Estefan song so that seems to explain why the song is called Loser.

If any 'Zinesters know what it means, I'd be glad to hear.

A Monkey, The Land Of Chimpanzees

PS Where has The Air Freshener Man gone?

Very cheeky

I GUESS AIR FRESHENER'S BUSY LATELY

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