The Mega-Zine Museum
February 19, 1995
SELF WORTH
Everyone is an actor. They play a role which no-one else can take. The play is called life. The director is unknown.
Everyone is here on earth for a reason and no one is better than anyone else. Make of your life what you want to.
Thank you.
The Creature of the Night and the Girl-Guide on the Moon
Welcome new philosophers to the 'Zine
HOW DEEP ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?!!
TEN THINGS I CANNOT DO
- Make an omelette
- Programme the washing machine
- Get up on Saturday morning
- Sit still
- Grow up
- Make decent cement
- Dislike Terrorvision
- Put up a tent
- Play snooker
- Stay indoors when it snows
Nostalgic Nick, Rockaway Beach
How do you cope?!!
OMELETTE HASSLE - I CAN RELATE TO!
EXPLANATIONS FOR PARENTAL BEHAVIOUR
- Senility
- Every other parent they know does it
- It's a difficult job
- They're the ones with the money
- They pay the bills (and we just live here)
- They bought most of the stuff in the house
- It's their life
- Masochism
- They are psychotics
- Murder is illegal
Blades, Parent Therapy Centre
It all makes sense now - and you
THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST BEING MEAN?
DEAR 'ZINE
Aren't coconuts ugly!
That leads me onto all the sad, lonely people on the 'Zine lately. They are obviously very ugly or they would have many boys/girls liking them.
Cheer up or have plastic surgery.
The Regulator, Birmingham
Bit of a beauty fascist methinks!
REPLY TO VAN GOGH
You claim that all artists "understand the universe". No we don't!
Real artists are always looking for the answers to questions that others daren't ask.
The day that we "have it sussed" is the day I move to Mars. Change your name to Lichtenstein, you smug noodle.
Freakboy Alpha, changing every lightbulb
Artists should try to get on
IT'S A HARD ENOUGH LIFE AS IT IS
GARDEN TALK
Do the flowers in the garden speak?
Do they whisper in the dark?
Do the leaves communicate?
Are there conferences in the park?
Will we ever talk to the flowers?
Will we stop to have a chat?
Do the petals really mind
When we squash them flat?
Metaphor Girl
Leave those flowers alone!!!
THEY DO MIND, AND I MIND TOO!
CONCERT REVIEW: L7 - LEICESTER
The lights dim, the crowd roar, the fast and frightening four from California burst on stage and into a furious rendition of Everglade.
Reeling off songs, including the awesome Shove and Pretend We're Dead, with the slickness of John Travolta's hair.
They maintain an intensity normally reserved for Biohazard shows.
L7 for Donington!
Jennifer Jones
