The Mega-Zine Museum
February 18, 1995
PERSON REVIEW: ROBIN DUNCAN (MY ONLY REAL FRIEND)
Robin is basically a pretty cool guy. He eats snobs' food, but that's his parents fault.
He claims to be a manic depressive, but he's hard to believe. He likes RHCP (cool) but also the Stones and U2 (sad).
He's the only person who seems to think like me, we both realise how depressing life is. As Beavis might say, "He rocks!"
The Red Rocker, Stirling
Cheer up 'Zinesters, life's not so bad
SO, DOCTOR A AND MADAME R
You want bad? You've got bad! Look no further than our malicious minds.
We're so terribly, terribly naughty that in the past two months our escapades include:
Twisting off Rudolph's nose and using it as a light fitting, laughing openly at people with beards and insulting numerous root vegetables.
So long darlings,
Josephine M and Lady Lolita
Gosh, bet you scared a few turnips!
WHAT LOVELY LADYLIKE NAMES
PEOPLE WHO LOOK THE PART TO PRESENT THEIR SHOWS
- That woman on Songs Of Praise - neat, prim, tidy, friendly village Sunday school teacher with children type.
- Anne Robinson on Watchdog - smarmy smile and aggravating "I told you so" voice.
- That woman on Food & Drink who tastes the wines - looks like an illustration for Oddbins.
The Grrrl With A Sixth Sense, Indieworld
Barry Norman - baggy eyed, spends his
LIFE INDOORS WATCHING FILMS TYPE
DEAR 'ZINE
I've just heard that Richie James of the Manics has been missing from his home for two weeks.
This along with the lack of Manics activity and Richie's recent hospitalisation looks pretty bad.
Please Richie come back safely.
Love and best wishes
A Concerned Obscure Indie Boy
CANTONA
There once was a player called Eric,
Who flew through the air to kick Derek,
He got done by the cops,
For kickin' his chops,
And now we are all in hysterics.
PAUL GODDARD
There once was a guy called Paul,
Who had no taste in music at all,
He likes nothing good,
And puts us in a mood,
What's new?
Komotosed Kid and Psychotik Penguin
Umm, limericks - could be a new phase
CAN YOU BETTER THESE?!!!
ODE TO 'ZINERS
Sleepflower
Quick Mick
Slender Babe
Slick Chick
Sleepless,
Jubilee,
Mistress
Of Misery
How I wish,
I could be,
As masterful
As thee!
Honey Babe, Honky Tonk World
No mention of moi!!!
AN OUTRAGE
