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February 8, 1995

IN DEFENCE OF ANASTASIA AND LUCILLE

Anastasia Black and Lucille Le Dark are guilty, in your society, of being free in thought and mind, qualities held in highest admiration by cockroach kind.

Our only crime is that of oppression others. Hence the friendship that developed between them and ourselves.

Free Black and Le Dark and take your first step to freedom and happiness.

Roach-holio, TP Land

Gotham vampires and now cockroachs!

IF NO-ONE ELSE LIKES YOU, 'ZINE WILL

 

DEAR 'ZINE (REPLY TO DR BUTCHER)

  1. Post-addictive depression can last years.
  2. Kurt could have disappeared like the KLF, to end his career.
  3. Frances Bean is a girl.
  4. It was the press that are to blame.
  5. How were WE to know?

Wool Type Thing, Earth.

Are you listening Dr Butcher?

REPLIES HAVE BEEN MOUNTAINOUS!

 

DEAR ZINESTERS

Here's a joke to ease that tension. I know some of you might have exams coming up in the not too distant future.

Why don't art students look out of the window in the morning?

Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Babe Boy Junior, Up North

Complete fallacy

IT'S HARD WORK HOLDING A PAINTBRUSH

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE, ZINESTERS

I'd like to introduce myself because you'll be hearing a lot from me in the future, so here's little poem about me:

I'm five foot five and I feel alive
even though my love life's died.

I'm not in sorrow, there's always tomorrow
to keep me satisfied,

Out with friends the fun never ends.
Some boys can be PAINS!!

Loveless babe, Heartbreak Avenue.

You are mixing with the wrong boys!

 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY I'M A BABE

  1. I workout regularly
  2. I'm learning to play the guitar
  3. I have baby brown eyes
  4. I cried when Kurt Cobain died
  5. I read Mega-zine every day
  6. I'm doing slave labour to save 5p for Glastonbury 1995
  7. I have foreign blood
  8. I respect the opposite sex
  9. My last pennies went to a busker
  10. I can get my fringe in my mouth

Babe Boy Junior, Up North.

Wow, what a babe!!!

 

TOP 5 ALBUMS OF 1994 (IN BARCODE FORM)

  1. 5 01429 119428
  2. 7 2439 3114047
  3. 7 31451 877124
  4. 5 01429 109429
  5. 5 01625 611317

TOP 5 ALBUMS OF 1994 (IN NORMAL FORM)

  1. Sacrifice - Gary Numan
  2. We are Shampoo - Shampoo
  3. Lorenzo 1994 - Jovanotti
  4. Dream Corrosion (Live) - Gary Numan
  5. Trans Slovenia Express - Various

Lo-Down In The Park

They sounded better in barcode!!!

 

DEAR ZINE

I have to congratulate Liam Gallagher for his remarks on Kurt Cobain, "He was an idiot who couldn't handle it".

There are a lot more people who are a lot worse off, but they don't choose the easy way out, no they stick it out.

Kurt was weak, and should have got out of Nirvana when there were signs.

I feel sorry for his daughter who has to grow up knowing his dad was a coward.

Liam's tambourine, Newcastle.