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February 10, 1995

THINGS WHICH HELPED ME THROUGH MOCKS

  1. The Best Punk Album In The World
  2. Good Prisoner Cell Block H plots
  3. Good nights out
  4. The odd Berkley Menthol
  5. Friendship
  6. Mega-zine
  7. The Smiths
  8. Three weeks' exam leave
  9. Big bars of chocolate

Midnight Caller, Air Scotia

Doesn't sound too hard to me

 

A POEM

I feel myself falling into depression,
A cold black chasm.
Then I see Liam Gallagher's face
And everything's all right again.

The Sunshine Daisy Egg, Eyebrow Land

Perfectly reasonable

HOW DO I GET TO EYEBROW LAND?

 

US

  1. Our last names are Fountain and Floss
  2. We live for Jelly Tots
  3. We hate rave
  4. We love bubblegum
  5. We're both ill with runny noses
  6. We like parties
  7. We want our noses pierced but No 5 is stopping us
  8. Candy wants a sweet shop
  9. Soda wants a soda bar
  10. Anastasia Black and Lucille le Dark scare us

Soda and Candy, The Bubblegum Girls

You sound awfully sweet girls

WHAT YOU DOIN' IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE

I think it is just beautiful the way that people can grow so emotionally attached to someone they've never seen.

For example, Quick Mick loves Slick Chick, Sleepflower loves Slender Babe. It just goes to show that looks ain't everything.

By the way, Anastasia and Lucille, I am quite fond of orange creams.

An Insatiable Suedette

Life is quite beautiful

ON THE LOVE-ZINE

 

SUCCEEDING TO FAIL

If you are a failure,
You are very sad indeed,
But even when you fail,
You surprisingly succeed.

Sometimes when you fail,
You don't realize your success,
You're the lord of failure,
Where failure is success.

The Demented Judge Nut And The Man With No Name

 

DEAR ZINE

Is it just me, or is Open Up by Leftfield/Lydon the best dance record ever?!

Holly Woodburn 100% Non Vampire

Well there's some lunch for you

VAMPIRE 'ZINESTERS OUT THERE