The Mega-Zine Museum
February 3, 1995
IN REPLY TO THE CRAZY OWL
As a Wednesday fan, there's nothing I'd like more than to see the fit Eric Cantona back in our strip.
But I don't think Trevor Francis would welcome him with open arms after the Crystal Palace incident.
Eric was provoked, his actions were justified and a season ban is unacceptable. He still has my respect, he is a credit to the Premiership.
Midnight Caller, Exam Panicker
Ummm
AND ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW >>>
DEAR 'ZINE
I'd just like to say Eric "ooh aah, see you lataaar" Cantona is a disgrace to the sport.
Cantona deserves to be locked out of the English game!
Quick Mick
I guess you're not a Man U fan
TEN THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
- Lucille le Dark is also known as Strawberry Sunset and Jenny of "Tim and Jenny"
- I am Tim, Jenny is my girlfriend
- Anastasia Black is actually called Hilary
- Her mother sells stationery
- Lucille le Dark/Strawberry Sunset/Jenny strongly dislikes Slender Babe
- I don't understand why
- Can't think of any more
Tim
Ahhhh, my illusions shattered?
NO - LONG LIVE BLACK AND LE DARK!!!
DUNG THE PUNK
I don't know who got you into punk, but you haven't got a clue, you probably think that X Ray Spex were the best band ever!
As for the idea that skinheads can be cool, get a life, they are the complete opposites to punk. And your statement about Mohawk - please! A hair style is not a life style.
PoGo, Ever Vigilant
PS Anastasia Black and Lucille le Dark keep up the good work - anarchy rules!
Anarchists, vampires, help!
EXAMINATION BLUES
Nervous tension, ready to crack
Sleepy eyes and an aching back
Writer's cramp and an overloaded brain
Feels like you're going totally insane.
A shaking hand which will not stop
Aching legs, you're ready to drop
Recognise the symptoms?
Is this old news?
You've officially got examination blues.
Alan Shearer's Football Boot
I hope football boots have brains
GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND ALL 'ZINESTERS
DEBT CHILD (NOT MANY WITH LESS MORAL VALUES THAN MADONNA)
Your family obviously has more money than sense. They could save by sending you to a state school, but you're too unfriendly, stuck-up and won't get on with anyone.
You learn a lot about life in a state school. But I don't need to wish you luck for the future. You'll get a job through the old boys' network.
The Cornish Pasty
There, that told you!
