The Mega-Zine Museum
January 19, 1995
HOW TO WIN THE BEST 'ZINE WRITER OF THE YEAR AWARD
- Do stick with the same name
- Do write a wide variety of letters
- Don't moan at the WLW
- Do try to be original
The Air Freshener Man
Tips from the top!
COMPETITION WILL BE TOUGH FOR '95
FIVE THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT AMERICA FROM WATCHING THE MOVIES
- Nobody ever eats more than one mouthful from a plate of food
- All boys can reach their bedrooms by climbing a convenient tree
- Restaurants offer at least six kinds of toast for breakfast
- When people fall in love they go shopping in the local street market
- Paper boys never get off their bikes
Henry VI, Strawberry Fields
REPLY TO A NON MAN-HATING FEMINIST
I completely agree! Feminists have the right to speak out and no one should oppress them for what they believe in.
Kate "Cobain" - oooh blasphemer! I was and am outraged at the gross crime of you using his name in vain. How dare you! Redeem yourself, change it now!
The Chaotic Fish, The Verges Of Despair
Don't despair Fish
NAMES AREN'T SO IMPORTANT
TOP SIX 'ZINE WRITERS I'D LIKE TO SAY HI TO
- The Slick Chick (my faithful friend)
- Blades
- Jon Bon Jovi's PR Agent
- Juno, The Blue Fluffy Spider
- Bad Guy, Sweet Mountain
- Air Freshener Man
The Slender Babe, Glasgow
ODE TO CATERPILLARS
I wish I were a caterpillar
It would be such a farce
I'd climb up on a cabbage leaf
And slide down on my, er... back?
The Smart One, stuck for a suitable rhyme
Smart One?
SILLY ONE MORE LIKE!
EXCELLENTO MY DEAR PRETEND BEST FRIEND
Brillianto article on saddanto TT fans, with their fumpy "shaggy perms". I totallyanto agree with you.
I'm an extremely ill person - my wordingo of my words is very strange! As you can tell I'm weird and scrumptiously wonderful!
The Weird and Wonderful Creature
