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January 17, 1995

REPLY TO THE KOOL JUNGLIST (JAN, 5)

What there is worth knowing about Jungle Music could be written on a stamp.

Any Metal fan knows that my name is taken from the most menacing song ever written - by the way Jennifer Jones sounds pretty cool, so back off.

Indie bods I think not, but Metal will never die.

The Sandman-Welcome to the real Jungle.

I'm sure a lot of Jungle...

...FANS WOULD NEED VERY BIG STAMPS

 

REPLY TO DELICA, SCREAMSVILLE

YES! You are so right! The tide of praise for so called musicians (EYC, CJ Lewis etc) on the 'Zine must turn.

We should come together to promote true musicians with real talent - for instance the wonderful Primal Scream.

I am glad to see that someone, somewhere does acknowledge this. Give out, but don't give up.

Primal Ordovician Rocks, Caledonia.

PS. What is your fave colour Delica?

 

REPLY TO ANTI-VEGGIES

So vegetarians are hypocrites? Let me tell you what is really hypocritical: People declaring how wrong it is to wear animal furs and then eating meat!

Surely this doesn't makes sense! These are probably the same people who "coo" at lambs etc, but then eat roast lamb.

Another illogical action, I think.

Basket Case, Secret Hell.

I hope you feel better now...

...YOU'VE GOT THAT OFF YOUR CHEST!

 

REPLY TO BILL'S EVIL ROBOT DOUBLE

Scuse me but there are no such things as "males" and "females" as far as personality goes.

We are a mass of individuals, each with our own unique personality and separate likes and dislikes.

Perhaps girls don't like you because you see them all as carbon copies of each other.

The Pop Princess.

 

TEN CRAZY FIRMS

  1. False teeth factory at Massachusetts
  2. Box factory at 'Arrow.
  3. Arrow factory at Bow.
  4. Dental college at Hurtmore.
  5. Income Tax office at Andover.
  6. Bicycle bell factory at Tring.
  7. Dogs home at Catford.
  8. Cats home at Barking.
  9. Librarians study centre at Reading.
  10. A Dairy at Cowes.

Mark, London.

Has anyone any other ideas?

 

DEAR ZINE

I have just watched Boyzone and East 17 on Top Of The Pops and nearly died laughing!

Their sad pathetic voices were so bad and out of tune. Quite frankly it was embarrassing.

How much longer will this sort of trash pollute our charts?

That Brian Harvey needs a baseball bat across his face. What a wimp! Rock rules!

Nottingham, West of the Fields.