Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

January 12, 1995

DEAR 'ZINE

I had a girl, she was something special she made me feel 10-feet tall and that I was in heaven.

But now she's gone away and I had no say. She is unspoken and my heart is broken.

A New Age Sensitive Guy.

How do girls want us to treat them in the '90s and what kind of way do they want us to be? We don't know anymore!

Get pen to paper girls

THESE GUYS NEED A BIT OF HELP

REPLY TO "IRON MAN"

You sad, sad person. If Oasis are so rubbish, how come Definitely Maybe was the fastest-selling debut album of all time?

Also, how come they've been voted the best group in the world?

Because Oasis fans have taste, unlike you.

An Oasis fan that loves Blue.

THINGS THAT GET MY GOAT.....

Mark Chapman (he shot John Lennon)
The BNP
The Government
All of TT
TT Fans

AND FLOAT MY BOAT....

Beatles music
The summer
The FPOL
Doctor Robert
Deee-Lite
LIFE!

LUCY IN THE SKY

The summer and life sound good to me

REPLY TO THE BIMBO HATER

Though bimbos are without doubt the most annoying creatures in the world, I don't reckon it's their fault.

Just as you can't help the way you look, you can't help how intelligent you are either - and that's a fact.

So come on, give the poor girls a break. Peace, love and happiness to all.

Disillusioned Rainbow.

PS. Mr Sensitive Someone - thanks, and same to you mate!

DEAR 'ZINE

(REPLY TO THE MISTRESS OF MISERY)

It can't be that bad, can it? I'm sure that someone, somewhere loves you, just keep dreaming and hoping and you'll find someone to take away your misery.

(I'm still searching, without success).

Bashful Boy, 17

See mistress of misery...

THERE ARE OTHERS WHO FEEL LIKE YOU

DEAR READERS

On behalf of the Slick Chick and myself I would like to say how stunned we were to claim 2nd place in the Zine Polls! We never even considered appearing on the best writer's list.

Thanks to all who voted for us - we love you all!!!

The Slender Babe, Glasgow.

PS. Well done Air Fresher Man!

Make your letters really interesting

IT'S WORTH IT

FOR A BITTER YOUNG MAN, ANGRY AND DEPRESSED.

To me you're now a new-found friend.
To know you're there doth my heart mind.

If you'd let me bring my tub of glue
I'd come and mend your heart for you.

I'd make it good and make it strong
and give it love a lifetime long.

So here I send my love by letter
and hope you feel a little better.

LOVE & PEACE, AURA-SOMA XXX

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