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January 8, 1995

REPLY TO CLARET TERROR

I DON'T come from Manchester, but I DO support Manchester United.

I don't support them because Ryan is fit or Lee is cute, but because they're very good players. I wouldn't care if they were short, fat and ugly.

My local team is Northampton Town, who aren't bad, but I'm not going to drop Man U because they're desperate!

Chic Chick

You support them because they're good?

DON'T JUST SUPPORT THE WINNERS

 

TEN BRILL THINGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS 1994

  1. Star Wars on Sky
  2. Loads of candles as presents
  3. Scooby Doo musical socks present
  4. Going to Midnight Mass
  5. Xmas card from Oasis
  6. Red Dwarf smeg-ups video
  7. Absent brother
  8. Decent crackers without hats
  9. Bumper press editions
  10. Star Wars bookmark

Animal Lover

 

DEAR POEM GIRL

Worried about an end? There's no need,
Love has sprouted, we are the seed,
For broken hearts we now have glue,
There is nothing we cannot do.

And if you look, you will find,
There is hope for mankind,
Look deeper and you will see,
The answer lies within you and me.
Waiting.

The Poetic Orange (in love)

The poetic love affair goes on...

THANKS FOR SENDING IT TO US, TWICE!

 

IN REPLY TO CRAZY ADAMANIAC

There is only one Bryan worth talking about. Yep, the Groover from Vancouver is not only a genius, he's a total sex god and I love him.

I think the 'Zine has something against him as whenever I write in about him, they never print my letters.

Get your act together, 'Zine!

A Small Town Girl in the City Lights

 

DEAR 'ZINE

I put this to the majority of TT fans; where would the band be without Gary?

My guess is not very far. You fans idolise the other lads, but they hardly do anything.

Come on fans, wake up. Backing vocals and dancing won't achieve much. Would you like them if they were gormless? I think not.

An Obsessed Crystal Palace fan

As much as we might agree with this...

...WE KNOW A FEW PEOPLE WON'T!

 

TEN SINGLES THAT MAKE YOU GLAD YOU WEREN'T BORN TEN YEARS EARLIER

  1. PCP - Manic Street Preachers
  2. What's The Frequency Kenneth - REM
  3. Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
  4. Nothingman - Pearl Jam
  5. Today Tomorrow... - Echobelly
  6. Disarm - Smashing Pumpkins
  7. Zombie - The Cranberries
  8. When I Come Around - Green Day
  9. Sitting Tennant - These Animal Men
  10. Pretend Best Friend - Terrorvision

The Tremor, Wibbly Wobbly World

They sound the same, whatever your age

NOT MUCH VARIETY THERE THOUGH

 

DEAR LONG-SIGHTED VIEWERS

Just a small point which may be of interest to you.

If you're long-sighted and your lenses have prisms, wear them while reading Mega-zine.

You will find that the purple letters stick alarmingly out of the screen in wondrous 3D.

Claire the Ponderer, Meat Festival