The Mega-Zine Museum
January 7, 1995
REPLY TO CLARET TERROR
You wanted 'Ziners to argue about football - you've got an argument.
I can't stand people like you. There is no law saying you have to support your local team. A lot of people follow a Premiership team AND a local team.
I support Man Utd and Leyton Orient. And I don't support Man Utd because Giggs is "fit".
Darren Purse's boots, Essex
So why DO you support Man Utd?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WEST HAM?
FIVE WORST/BEST PEOPLE ON TV
- Kenny Maguire
- Samir "Cosmo and Dibs" Rashial
- Poem Boy/Poem Girl - same person?
- Debbie and Hannah - Neighbours
- The bloke off Supermarket Sweep
- Cast of Red Dwarf
- Harry Enfield
- Steve Coogan
- David Duchovny
- Sinbad - Brookside
Rimmer's Hammond Organ CDs
DEAR 'ZINE
One of the only things that marred my Christmas is hearing Mariah Carey's "singing" everywhere.
After massacring every mass-appeal tune she could she took a kitsch seasonal hit by the throat and shook it to death.
She may or may not have a wonderful voice, I just wish we didn't have to experience her false sentiments.
Mary Sunshine Rain, The Next Life
"All I want for ChrisstmaaAAAaaAAAaaSS
IIIIIISSSSSS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!"
ALBUM REVIEW - NOW 29
I'd say it's the best Now ever!
It has some of my favourite songs of the second half of 1994, Stay - Lisa Loeb, Zombie - The Cranberries, Park Life - Blur and Sweetness - Michelle Gayle. It's a wise £16 investment!
It's all the singles you've wanted to buy rolled into one - buy it! You deserve it!
The Slender Babe, Glasgow
DEAR 'ZINE
So WLW, you can't see the attraction in Bryan Adams? May I suggest you get your eyes checked?
The voice, the eyes, that smile and that BUM! God, he is gorgeous!
Girl who taught Bry to fly like a bird
PS Keith Scott is a bit of okay too!
But he sounds like he's gargling
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO HIM!
TOP TEN WONDERSTUFF SONGS
- Down Let Me Down Gently
- Golden Green
- Hit By A Car
- Cartoon Boyfriend
- Dizzy (with Vic Reeves)
- Size Of A Cow
- A Wish Away
- Unbearable
- Full Of Life (Happy Now)
- Sing The Absurd
A Girl who was at the Phoenix Festival
You forgot Sleep Alone
THERE'S PLENTY TO CHOOSE FROM
REPLY TO THE "REEL ONE" HA-HA-HA
PJ and Duncan - talented? Hmm, what instruments do they play? Spoons?!
Nice lyrics too - "Watch us wreck the mike... psyche!" NOT!
From your reply, here is a character description of you:
Aged 13-15, Named Sharon or Tracey Wear platforms, bodysuits and Eclipse jeans.
Try listening to RATM, Oasis, Sugar, Levellers and The Charlatans.
Mr Reality and Truth (my companion)
