The Mega-Zine Museum
January 4, 1995
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
My friends and I were playing tennis, and I suddenly felt inferior about my height (I'm 5ft) so I wrote this poem.
Because I'm short,
I can venture across the court,
Without getting a wart,
Snort!
Translated, this means I have less chance of being hit by a tennis ball and therefore developing a wart.
Rayella, Shakey Ground
Is THAT how you get warts?
SHORT, BUT SWEET - THAT'S OUR MOTTO!
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
What makes Bryan Adams so perfect? Well, that's easy man!
His clever, down-to-earth, funny lyrics and his level-headed attitude, his GORGEOUS voice, his smile, his eyes and his cute behind!
He's a vegan, he likes soccer - the list is, quite honestly, endless.
A groover too far from Vancouver
TOP TEN JAM SONGS
- Man In The Corner Shop
- Town Called Malice
- Going Underground
- That's Entertainment
- The Bitterest Pill
- Carnation
- In The City
- Start!
- Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
- Boy About Town
The 5 O'clock Hero, Happy Together
We've said it before...
PAUL WELLER IS ALLRIGHT BY US!
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm sick of people arguing which type of music is best, Rave or Metal.
Does it really matter? None is better than another because everybody's taste is individual.
There shouldn't be any competing. We should all have the right to our own opinions. If we don't like it, we shouldn't put it down.
Nirvana fan, full of empathy
CONCERT REVIEW: CLIFF RICHARD
The show was brilliant. Cliff sang his 35 top four and above hits as well as three songs from Heathcliff.
The scenery was excellent, the stage was a massive juke box.
From Wired For Sound to We Don't Talk Anymore, he captured the whole audience, and they weren't just old women.
Even if you don't like him, you'll love the concert!
Kay, Cliff's number one fan
Deep down, we all like Cliff
HE'LL ALWAYS BE A YOUNG ONE
DEAR 'ZINE
I rushed out to buy Vitalogy by Pearl Jam. After a detention and an hour wait for the delivery I handed over my cash, opened the repulsive case and pure Pearl Jam thrilled my ears.
But then, shock-horror! A rubbish track! Inconceivable, but in fact this album has TWO rubbish tracks! After two albums of perfection!
Get your act together, Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam and Toast
Two duff tracks on 3 albums isn't bad
EVEN PJ ARE ALLOWED SOME MISTAKES!
TO ALL FANS OF CHARTY MUSIC
The music you listen to is happy music. It makes no demands of you, and you make no demands of it.
That's why through the entire evolution of the music industry it has remained such rubbish.
All who listen to it, without exception are media-controlled robots.
David Walker, Glasgow
