The Mega-Zine Museum
December 26, 1994
LIVE REVIEW: OASIS, HAMMERSMITH PALAIS
The guitars were loud and the crowd was violent. From the opening notes of Rock And Roll Star to the end of I Am The Walrus, Liam, Noel, Paul, Paul and Tony played their guts out.
In between were great songs like Live Forever and Cigarettes and Alcohol and Noel's acoustic set.
I can't wait for the next tour!
Mr Soft, Up In The Sky
No need to try and convince us
OASIS ARE THE NEXT BIG THING
IN REPLY TO METAL MICKEY
For your information, child, Crossroads and Always were chart toppers.
I bet you couldn't sing a song if it was printed out for you. Go back and listen to your Take That tapes.
Better still, go and play hopscotch. Metal Mouth, watch out. You might grow up one day.
An Obsessed Crystal Palace fan
Maybe, but who wants to grow up?
BE YOUNG AND MAKE RASH STATEMENTS!
TOP TEN SONGS NEW TO 1994
| 1 | Perfect | / | Lightning Seeds |
| 2 | In The Groove Again | / | Out Of My Hair |
| 3 | Hotel 167 | / | 18 Wheeler |
| 4 | Good Times | / | A House |
| 5 | Let Me In | / | REM |
| 6 | This Is A Low | / | Blur |
| 7 | Staying Out | / | Dodgy |
| 8 | Babies | / | Pulp |
| 9 | Unfair | / | Pavement |
| 10 | Zombie | / | Cranberries |
Billy Liar, Milky Way
Blur, Cranberries, Pulp, can't go wrong
NOT TOO SURE ABOUT REM, THOUGH...
TO MR REALITY (SMASH HITS REVIEW)
Who the hell do you think you are?
You seem to think you're so wonderful. Next year, I expect you to be on the review, doing any better. I'll be the one at the front laughing my head off.
They're all so talented, so shut up and get a life.
Mrs Reality
PS You suck, creep
If he sucks, why steal his pseudonym?
HE SEEMS TO HAVE STRUCK A NERVE...
OFFENDER: JUNGLE MUSIC
THE CHARGE:
Jungle is a pathetic excuse for music and is over-rated.
THE PROSECUTION:
Too much destroys brain cells, it sounds like a car engine, The lyrics are gibberish.
THE DEFENCE:
Some people think it's the coolest thing since rap.
THE SENTENCE:
All jungle music to be destroyed and disposed of in Mongolia.
Mrs Dorff, In Bloom
What happened to the verdict?
PITY THE POOR MONGOLIANS!
DEAR MR SAD DUDE, BRISTOL
Who do you think you are - saying that REM are moaning old crusties?
In my opinion YOU ARE A MOANING OLD CRUSTY. I mean, sending in 10 things that do your head in. SAD.
By the way, have you actually stopped moaning to listen to REM? I don't think so.
An annoyed REM fan
So what if they are moany and old?
THEY STILL SOUND PRETTY GOOD
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I'm just writing to confirm that, yes, there will be trouble after Mr Reality contaminated my TV screen.
Maybe he could be more specific and say why (or what) "ravers suck"? Is Mr Reality too pathetic/dull/inadequate to dig into some SERIOUS dancing and have some fun?
Best wishes, and get a life.
A female raver who doesn't suck
Ouch! Reality may well bite...
BUT ZINERS BITE BACK!
