The Mega-Zine Museum
December 24, 1994
TOP TEN BANDS (IN NO ORDER)
- Depeche Mode
- Nine Inch Nails
- New Order
- Crowded House
- The Smiths
- Buddy Holly and the Crickets
- Electronic
- The Kinks
- The Stone Roses
- Front 242
The French Philosopher, K Stand, MI6
Not a bad mixture at all
BUDDY HOLLY AND FRONT 242?!
TOP TEN BANDS EVER
- Sugar
- The Clash
- Grant Lee Buffalo
- Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
- The Orb
- Pulp
- Sleeper
- Madder Rose
- Stereo Lab
- Senser
White Stain, Duvet
We'll let you fight it out between you
THE CLASH RULE SUPREME!
DEAR 'ZINE,
That presenter on CBBC, Toby, what a prat! How can anyone compare those talentless Byker Grove girls to the mega-babes, Shampoo?
The BK girls have ripped off Shampoo's style and clothes, and are still not as gorgeous. If anyone actually likes those BK tarts, they need their heads read.
Shampoo are it!
Shampoo's Conditioner
The BK girls owe more to PJ and Duncan
UH-OH - THEY'RE IN TROUBLE!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Is it not terrible that lovely Mr Major was defeated on his VAT proposals?
If only the old dears had saved their money throughout their lives, instead of flittering their money away down at the dogs or at the Labour Club.
Then they wouldn't have these problems now, would they?
Anyway, chin up! There's always the lottery!
Edward, A Man with Moral Values
Oh, you political satirist, you
JEAN-MICHEL JARRE TOP TEN
- Chronologue
- Oxygene
- Equinoxe
- Revolutions
- Calypso
- Rendezvous
- Magnetic Fields
- Images
- Emigrant
- Waiting For Cousteau
Oxygenius
So, what's with the girl's name, Jean?
JEAN-MICHEL YAWN MORE LIKE!
REPLY TO THE KOOL JUNGLIST
Jungle and Rave are the music - if you can call it that - of people with no idea of talent and tragic dress sense.
People like yourself only like jungle because it's in and you think it makes you look cool - as your egotistical pseudonym clearly shows.
Jennifer Jones
Say what you REALLY mean, Jennifer
THE GLOVES ARE OFF, KJ!
SINGLE REVIEW: M-PEOPLE
"Anuv, anuv, anuver surprise."
Well actually, there's no surprise at all.
It's just the same old regurgitated dross that constituted every single which comes off Elegent Slumming.
"Anuver doller, anuver day."
You said it Ms Small. Keep on exploiting the public and reworking those mediocre tunes.
Morrissey
Is that what the M stands for? Mediocre
IF IT AIN'T BROKE, WHY FIX IT?
