The Mega-Zine Museum
December 23, 1994
WOLVES COMPUTER SPELLCHECKED XI
| 1 | Mike Stowell | Milky Stoke |
| 2 | Jamie Smith | Games Skirt |
| 3 | Paul Blades | Porn Bladder |
| 4 | Mark Venus | Mark Venuss |
| 5 | Geoff Thomas | Egos Thermos |
| 6 | Darren Ferguson | Dearie Verges |
| 7 | Steve Froggatt | Stereo Frost |
| 8 | Tony Daley | Thong Tallboy |
| 9 | Neil Emblen | Nelly Empaled |
| 10 | Dave Kelly | Dapne Cheekily |
| 11 | Steve Bull | Steak Bull |
Illy Thomas, Shrewsbury Computer Room
More of these, please
SPELLCHECKERS - TOP AMUSEMENT LEVELS
DEAR SIR
What a joy it was to see the recent series of The Hypnotic World Of Paul McKenna.
His humorous and light-hearted approach to hypnotism helps dispel some of the fears and myths surrounding this ancient art.
And the members of the audience certainly seemed to enjoy themselves!
Stuart N Hardy, Sheffield
What a joy it is to hear from you!
IT'S ALL FAKED THOUGH, ISN'T IT?
DEAR 'ZINE,
Why is it whenever I turn on the 'Zine it's always on page two so I have to wait for the "This is your big chance" screen for an hour before I get to read page one?
Is it just me this happens to? Am I cursed? Help!
Tony's Tash
I hate to tell you this, but...
IT IS ONLY YOU! YOU'RE CURSED!
FIVE THINGS I DON'T/DO WANT TO DO
- Revise Physics
- Listen to carol singers
- Stay at home alone
- Eat brussel sprouts
- Watch the Gladiators final
- Recycle used wrapping paper
- Get the Manics album
- Party all night
- Eat loads of chocolate
- Read the Mega-Zine
5ft Queenie, French Disko
No more Sadiators for a while
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT REALLY!
REPLY TO MR REALITY
WHAT!!?? Have you lost your mind? What planet are you on?
PJ and Duncan - very talented lads.
Take That - I agree, talentless.
Reel 2 Reel - wicked tunes.
2 Unlimited - the true rhythm creators.
Ravers - rule the world.
You're the laugh, mate.
The Reel One, The Reel World
Reel 2 Reel are wicked all right...
WICKED ON THE EARDRUMS!
SOME DECENT SONGS OF THE 70s
| 1 | Love In A Void | Siouxsie/Banshees |
| 2 | The Modern World | The Jam |
| 3 | Pretty Vacant | The Sex Pistols |
| 4 | Container Drivers | The Fall |
| 5 | Orgasm Addict | Buzzcocks |
| 6 | Anarchy In The UK | The Sex Pistols |
| 7 | In The City | The Jam |
| 8 | Mirage | Siouxsie/Banshees |
| 9 | Dead Souls | Joy Division |
| 10 | Transmission | Joy Division |
Arms Control Poseur, Smug Central
Joy Division - they were happy bunnies
AND WHY ONLY TWO JAM SONGS?
DEAR THE POETIC/LOVESICK ORANGE
This futile mission I'm ready to try,
I shall give it all I've got,
My heart will show you all my love,
K
nowing already I love you a lot.
This is just the beginning,
I hope there's never an end,
Otherwise we've failed this mission,
And broken hearts shall never mend.
Poem Girl
BLEEAUGHH! Pass the bucket!
IF YOU WEREN'T LOVESICK BEFORE...
