The Mega-Zine Museum
December 20, 1994
TOP TEN CULT HEROES
- Kevin - Harry Enfield
- Alan Partridge - KMKYWAP
- Al - Police Squad
- Graham Kelly - The FA
- Otto - Airplane 2
- Statto - Fantasy Football League
- Frank Self-Righteous - Harry Enfield
- Tubby - Have I Got News For You
- Ed Winchester - The Fast Show
- WLW - The 'Zine
Naturally, it's in reverse order...
WLW - TOP OF THE POPS
REPLY TO THE FAMOUS IDEALIST
Thank you for replying to my letter about the burglary. I wasn't looking for praise. I just wanted more people to speak out on serious issues.
I used to steal money from people, but I thought: "Why am I doing this? I'm hurting people for no reason."
Merry Xmas
PS How do you know I'm super-cool?
Michael
If you're on the 'Zine, it's a safe bet
HOW MUCH COOLER CAN YOU GET?
TOP TEN 50s ROCK 'N' ROLLERS
- Gene Vincent
- Buddy Holly
- Eddie Cochran
- Chuck Berry
- Lonnie Donegan
- Jerry Lee Lewis
- Vince Taylor
- Carl Perkins
- Bill Haley
- Little Richard
Dick Turpin, York Gaol, York
Lonnie Donegan - now he could rock!
WAKE UP TO THE 1990s, DICK!
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS SONGS
| 1 | Christmas Time Again | Extreme |
| 2 | Last Christmas | Wham! |
| 3 | The Snowman | Peter Auty |
| 4 | A Wombling Christmas | The Wombles |
| 5 | Saviour's Day | Cliff Richard |
| 6 | Mistletoe And Wine | Cliff Richard |
| 7 | Eternal Love | PJ + Duncan |
| 8 | Babe | Take That! |
| 9 | Away In A Manger | Everyone |
| 10 | Walking In A Winter Wonderland | Everyone |
Runaway Train, Melksham
Not long to go now...
PJ + DUNCAN? AHEAD OF TAKE THAT?!
ALBUM REVIEW - DOG MAN STAR: SUEDE
This album has been out a while, but I thought I'd remind everybody how wonderful it is.
Perhaps slightly more refined than their previous album, the music is simply Suede at their best!
The music is faultless - strong lyrics, powerful vocals and great playing from the rest of the band!
She Rocker, This Hollywood Life
You forgot to say "pretentious"
SUEDE ARE GREAT - JUST ASK THEM!
TO MEGA-ZINE AND A VEGETARIAN
Could I ask one simple question?
What about the pheasants' rights? Did they ask to be shot?
Well, did they?
No! I thought not.
Peace Girl with Brown Hair
A simple question and a simpler answer
NOBODY "ASKS" TO BE SHOT
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS
- Nights in the park in the wind and rain
- Heavy Metal/Thrash gigs
- Horror films in the dark by yourself
- Meeting a mate you haven't seen in ages
- Meeting new, interesting people
- Hearing your fave song on the radio
- Having your letter shown on the 'Zine
Peace Girl with Brown Hair
PS Still waiting for your next poem, Love Salster
Julie Andrews would be proud
NOT SURE SHE'D LIKE THE THRASH GIGS!
