The Mega-Zine Museum
December 13, 1994
FAVE TV PROGRAMMES FROM MY CHILDHOOD
- Bod
- Charlton And The Wheelies
- Fingerbobs
- Larry The Lamb
- Cockleshell Bay
- Mr Benn (Homepride man?)
- Bagpuss
- The Flumps
- Rainbow
- Trumpton/Camblewick Green
Honey Pie
Bod - cult hero
TOP TEN HATS
- Bobble hat
- Trapper's hat
- Sombrero
- Flat cap (with whippet)
- Balaclava
- Plastic rainhood
- Ten gallon hat
- Trilby
- Beret
- Asda in-store bakery hat
Tim and Jenny, On the Kitchen Table
What are you doing on that table?
GET OFF NOW!!!
A FINAL ODE
Alas Mega-zine, I bid you farewell
I'm off to a university that's dead swell
No longer shall I gaze
On your green and purple haze
But I'll think of you wherever I will dwell.
Pob Hwyl! Sheela-na-Gig, Dyfed
Missing you already
CAN'T YOU GET A TELETEXT TV AT UNI?
DEAR POEM GIRL
I've questioned the great question
Are we on a futile mission?
The world is going quietly insane,
People are becoming inhumane.
Poem Girl, can't you see
We could change that, you and me
Our love would spread through the eart
Showing people what life is worth.
It may not work, but we could try,
Poem Girl, please reply!
The Poetic/Lovesick Orange
Poem Girl, there's been
SO MANY REPLIES, SO LITTLE SPACE
DEAR JAY
Although your poem was accurate, I just wonder what you've done to help the homeless, and what you actually know about being homeless?
People like you are all mouth! I was homeless for three years and it annoys me to see you telling me what homeless means since you are also doing precious little about it!
Someone who was once homeless, Aberdeen
At least Jay heightened awareness
