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November 14, 1994

TOP TEN TUNES FROM MY CHILDHOOD

  1. Banana Splits / Dickies
  2. Living On Video / Trans X
  3. Clouds Across The moon / Rah Band
  4. Hole In My Shoe / Neil
  5. Rock Me Amadeus / Falco
  6. Nellie The Elephant / Toy Dolls
  7. Shaddup Your Face / Joe Dolce
  8. Fandabidozi / The Krankies
  9. Oh Julie / Shakin Stevens
  10. Theme From Roobarb And Custard

Vacuum Cleaner, OBE, Rumbelows
PS Do you do Mega-zine teatowels?

Teatowels? We're not BHS!

DIRE TUNES APART FROM 1 & 10

 

Dear 'Zine

I've 'actually' thought about this point for - 'like' - some time.

I 'sort of' wonder why so many people pepper their speech with, 'you know', pointless phrases.

Perhaps they can't 'actually' converse properly?

Perhaps I'm 'kind of' right, 'know what I mean?'

Pedant.

'Well, like yeah, know what you mean!'

 

ACCOUNT OF KATHERINE'S SURPRISE PARTY

After surprising Katherine, we laughed and danced to the old faves, (Girls and Boys, and Twist and Shout).

We ate Esme's chocolate cake and Amy's peanut butter and jelly sarnies.

Becca squirted squirty cream over Katherine as she opened her presents. We set off pathetic fireworks.

In the morning we ate mushroom pizza, and watched GMTV.

Alice

Thanks for the invite!

PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST - RECOMMENDED

 

DEAR 'ZINE

The Criminal Justice Act has just become law, stopping the hard work of hunt saboteurs and protesters who are the only ones with the guts to say:

"We don't want foxes ripped limb from limb," and "we don't want roads through our beautiful countryside."

Under the CJA all protesters and sabs will end up in jail.

The Tories know this Act is unpopular, so why did they go ahead with it?

The Ghostdancer