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November 13, 1994

TOP TEN TENNIS BABES

  1. Magdalena Maleeva
  2. Anke Huber
  3. Gabriela Sabatini
  4. Iva Majoli
  5. Amanda Coetzer
  6. Jennifer Capriati
  7. Meredith McGrath
  8. Conchita Martinez
  9. Natalia Zvereva
  10. Katerina Maleeva

Former member of the Cheese Flan Clan

Sounds a bit cheesy

 

TOP TEN THINGS I HATE ON A MAN

  1. Builder's bottom cleavage
  2. White socks
  3. Slip-on shoes
  4. Trousers with the crotch round the knees
  5. Sandals
  6. Polo necks with chest hair peeping over the top
  7. Beer bellies
  8. Earrings and big gold rings
  9. Bow ties
  10. Stripey shirts with white collars

Katy - Girl on the look out

It's good to be choosy

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE

No wonder girls don't care much for sensitive or caring guys.

They are influenced by mags that go on about boys getting their kit off, and follow meathead groups like Take That because they are cute instead of decent bands with talent.

Is it any wonder that they turn into airhead bimbos like Dani Behr and Shampoo?

Bimbo Hater, on his own

Cute people can be talented too!

 

I INTENSELY DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO:

  1. Think they're sophisticated because they buy CDs instead of records
  2. Never use public transport
  3. Think they're intellectual because they listen to classical music
  4. Wear purple or green Docs
  5. Or those supid patchwork trousers
  6. Think that Benny Hill was actually quite funny
  7. Think Chaka Demus & Pliers epitomise reggae

That Midget, Fantasy Island

I wondered where That Midget got to

 

REVIEW OF PULP GIG - ALEXANDRA PALAIS

Watching Jarvis is like watching a cheap French peep show. The audience rising to a peak as Jarvis cries "My God" in Babies.

Ecstasy ruled the air, (the emotion not the drug). Jarvis was sexy, he oozes it from his pores.

Pulp live was complete rapture! May Jarvis remain sexy, long after his hair has fallen out.

Little Girl with Blue Eyes

Steamy!

LET'S HOPE HE KEEPS HIS HAIR

 

TO THOSE WHO JUDGE PEOPLE BY LOOKS

Well, forgive me for having wobbly thighs, a tummy which sticks out and a big bum.

OK, so I may not have supermodel looks, but at least I've got personality and loads of friends.

Ugliness is narrow-mindedness, not the way your features are arranged. So-called good looks depend on individual taste. Get a life, muppets!

From the Happy Hippy Chick

Wise words smart chick