The Mega-Zine Museum
November 12, 1994
TOP TEN TAKE THAT PHRASES
- Aaaahhhhrrrrgggghhhh!
- Yaaaaaawwww!
- Don't eat yellow snow
- Ah! Ya jokin!
- Gerrofffff Rob!
- To be honest...
- We like a good curry, don't we lads?
- What's that smell?
- East who?
- I'm really rock'n'roll, me
The Pop Princess
#1 and 2 sound more like the fans
WHAT ABOUT, 'I MISS MY HAIR'?
MY TOP TEN FOLK
- Bryan Adams
- Vic Reeves
- Jennifer Saunders
- Meryl Streep
- Frank Skinner
- Robert Lee (Newcastle United)
- Kate Bush
- Peter Beardsley (Newcastle United)
- Rab C Nesbitt
- Bryan Adams's mum
A Groover, too far from Vancouver
Bryan Adams and his mum - oh dear
FOLK? GROOVER? - HEY MAN, FAR OUT
DEAR 'ZINE
When oh when are Suede going to do a cover version of Steeleye Span's All around my hat??
Seriously, Joe Dolce
When oh when?
DEAR 'ZINE
Is there anyone out there who has a phenomenal love for the most excellent bikes in the world, Harley Davidsons?
Just to hear the sound of one of their engines makes me wanna cry. I love them so much and if there's anyone who disagrees, get a life!
The best film with Harleys is Easy Rider. If you love them, live by their motto: "I live to ride, and ride to live."
Girl from the moon
Crying over engine noise?
SEND HER BACK TO THE MOON!
ODE TO OVER-SENSITIVE MALE
Looks and cars
Flash clubs and bars
Don't matter the least to me
Don't judge all girls by your mistakes
You've been dating the wrong kind
You see By being sensitive - a wimp you're not
Just make the most of what you've got
Fights and brawls don't impress me
Don't put on an act -
When are you free?
The Good Fairy
Tinkerbell gives it to you straight
DEAR 'ZINE
What gets me is people who think it's good to display "Baby on Board" signs in their automobiles.
Just what are they trying to achieve? Are they saying that their baby is more important than anyone else?
Vin
