The Mega-Zine Museum
November 6, 1994
REPLY TO COOL KID (YEAH, SURE)
I'd bet any sane girls would WISH to be a "smelly, acne-ridden girl" if it meant you'd stay away from her.
Quote: "Slender and Slick sound like really cool girls who know what they're talking about."
I think what you meant to say was: "Slender and Slick sound like bimbos, hopefully with gorgeous bodies." Take a nice walk off a cliff.
Sam, This Garden, Tunbridge Wells
Yeah! Let him have it, Sam!
DON'T MINCE YOUR WORDS ROUND HERE!
FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL
- Someone gets their orange DMs confiscated
- Someone gets teased over their new haircut
- Someone gets reminded about their five unauthorised absences
- Someone gets caught out of bounds
- Someone gets reminded that the school tie is navy and maroon not green and yellow
- Someone doesn't go 'cos they're still in Barbados (lucky git!)
The 'Appy 1, Centre of Detention
Don't you just love it?!
AND SOMEONE GETS SCREENED HERE!
AND ANOTHER THING...
Why all the fuss about The Carpenters? The best that can be said about them is that they were a no-talent 70s duo, producing sickly-sweet covers of other people's songs.
Karen Carpenter's voice was so hideously mellow it made me cringe.
Who's next for the musically useless appreciation society award? Barry Manilow? The Bay City Rollers?
Fenella, The Welsh Witch
OI! Don't knock the Rollers, pal!
STICK TO THE MUCH HYPED CARPENTERS!
DON'T DO IT!
Take That's promoter, Jeremy Marsh, spends most of his spare time shooting pheasants.
As well as being barbaric, this so-called sport is very expensive. Where do you think he gets the money from?
Anyone who buys any Take That product is directly sponsoring blood sports. Boycott all Take That products NOW!
Rob de Burgh, Berks
There are so many reasons NOT to buy!
OHHH! BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE! ERM...
FIVE BEST ASTON VILLA THINGS
- Dean Saunders
- Penalty shoot-outs
- Big Ron's shades
- Female Villa fans (luvly!)
- Nigel Spinks' chin
FIVE WORST ASTON VILLA THINGS
- Premiership form this season
- Half-time burgers - dung ahoy!
- West Ham 1, Aston Villa 0
- Villa Park's sound system
- Jo Venglos
Pineapple Head, Trinity Road
And their fans have weird heads!
BUT THAT'S ALL PART OF THE FUN!
REPLY TO TAFFY 'T' DRAGON
I suggest that you should file for a completely brand new life. How dare you say that TT look like mops, bunny botties and mouldy brussels sprouts?!
TAKE THAT ARE GORGEOUS!
You'd make a brilliant politician - a pathetic, dribbling liar who has no sense of taste. Who the heck do you think you are?
A Gigantic Take That Fan
Like that - bunny botties indeed!
MOULDY BRUSSLES FANS - WRITE IN NOW!
