The Mega-Zine Museum
October 2, 1994
REPLY TO MARK OWEN'S EYEBROW RING
You are talking rubbish! If one band has more fans than another or more number ones, that doesn't make them better!
I hate both TT and E17, but I'd say E17 were better since they play their own instruments.
The best bands are often underrated ones who don't just sing about girls, but also serious issues like Blur.
Hyperactive Henry
Er - Blur? Um - do E17 play their own??
REPLY TO THE TOP TENNER
You say any member of the BNP doesn't deserve to be on this planet because they discriminate against people of different races and skin colours. You are right.
But you're also very disparaging of Paul Goddard, because his musical tastes are different to yours. You are wrong. He is only doing his job, offering HIS opinion - you don't have to agree with him. Leave him alone.
Simpleton
BLIMEY! This is almost a FAN letter!
PAULY'S ECSTATIC - YOU MADE HIS DAY
ODE FOR NIGE, BOW, DEAN & MARKUL
Spinning twinkles, long brown hair
Spinning twinkles, feet so bare
Spinning twinkles, voice so high
Spinning twinkles, wear tie-dye
Spinning twinkles, hypno trance
Spinning twinkles, twirly dance
Spinning twinkles, all around
Spinning twinkles, shoot 'em down
Rumbletum, Loitering Within Tents
Ah...
HOW TO GET INTO THE UK CHARTS
- Decide to make a dance record
- Buy a computer and sampler and press buttons randomly
- Get a vinyl copy pressed and give it to any idiot DJs
- DJ plays the record continuously
- 10-16 year olds buy it
- Another dance record enters the UK charts
The Lounge Fly (KADMA)
Oooh! Have a dig at dance any time!!!
BRING BACK DURAN DURAN
OH! How silly of me, they were never away - nor ever split, not like Spandau Ballet.
Duran had two members go on to different things, but they're still THE band, the best of the best.
Why slag off Take That etc, etc? They'll deteriorate sooner or later - just like Spandau. Patience is the strongest virtue.
Zeal of The Anti Spandau Society
Why so poisonous about Spandau?
JEALOUS OF THEIR LINGERING FAME?
DEAREST CELLULITE BABE AND SICK CHICK
Get real you saddoes - you must be major losers if the only interesting thing in your lives are horses. No one with an IQ over 10 (this excludes you!) would buy a horse 'cos someone in Home & Away did... Ah duh!!!
Having said that, we purchased horses without any experience - and very tasty they were, too - vive la France!
Why would anyone want a horse anyway? Horrid, smelly, icky creatures.
Peach Melba & Strawberry Sunset
Slagging Slender Babe & Slick Chick?
