The Mega-Zine Museum
September 30, 1994
DEAR WLW
COR! There ain't arf some nutters on the 'Zine
All shapes and sizes, if youse know what I mean
Big 'eads and shy ones, all sorts of types
Daft and even brainy ones smoking their pipes
All taking turns at aiming their swipes
What about us, our types then?
We, the ones who can never find a pen
The Poop Decker
Or the ones whose grammar is APPALLING!
ANYONE SEEN A UFO? WRITE IN NOW!!!
CHATTING UP BAD GUY, SWEET MOUNTAIN
Bad Guy, Sweet Mountain
Where have you been all my life?
Do you come here often?
When I read your article, I thought I'd died and gone to Heaven
What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?
Don't I know you from somewhere?
The Slender Babe, Glasgow
Pretty original, Slender!
WHAT ARE SOME ORIGINAL LINES?
DEMONSTRATION REVIEW
I know it was ages ago, but the protest on July 24 against the Criminal Justice Bill was not NEARLY as bad as the papers said. I know, I was there!
The papers said it was ALL violent. But only about 50 people were causing trouble and out of 35,000 crusties, travellers, environmentalists and ramblers, that's really good.
The media jump at any chance to portray these people as violent hooligans.
The Yellow Baseball Boot
Yeah - it loves the thuggery factor!
WHAT DO YOU LOT THINK OF THUGS?
TOP TEN FEMALE ALTERNATIVE MUSICIANS
| 1 | Justine Frischman | Elastica |
| 2 | Sonia Madden | Echobelly |
| 3 | Mazzy Star | |
| 4 | Stella Grundy | Intastella |
| 5 | Nina Gordon | Verucca Salt |
| 6 | Magga | The Sugarcubes |
| 7 | Rachel Hopper | Hopper |
| 8 | Dolores O'Riordan | The Cranberries |
| 9 | Juliana Hatfield | Juliana Hatfield 3 |
| 10 | PJ Harvey |
His Insatiable One & Tracey Jacks
Whose insatiable one, eh, EH???
KILLIECRANKIE! WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?!?
PLEA TO SMALL-MINDED AUTOCRATS
The people who write in to Points of View drive me mad. They complain about strong language, but that's how people talk - but they're too stuck in their stiff complacent lives to believe that.
They complain about EastEnders, but they should respect people's choices of what they want to watch.
We put up with the Proms etc because we know people have different tastes. If they don't like it, they can turn it off.
Ms Morbid Chicken
Yeah. Only happy when they're whingeing
NOT THAT WE KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!
TOP TEN IRON MAIDEN SONGS
| 1 | Hallowed Be Thy Name | 1982 |
| 2 | Remember tomorrow | 1980 |
| 3 | Infinite Dreams | 1988 |
| 4 | Killers | 1981 |
| 5 | Children of the Damned | 1982 |
| 6 | Two Minutes To Midnight | 1984 |
| 7 | The Evil That Men Do | 1988 |
| 8 | Phantom Of The Opera | 1980 |
| 9 | Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter | 1990 |
| 10 | Childhood's End | 1992 |
Pduff, Liverpool
Can't get enough of #9!
