The Mega-Zine Museum
September 6, 1994
REPLY TO MR SENSITIVE SOMEONE
"When your day is long, and the night The night is yours alone
When you think you've had too much Of this life - Hang on."
A truly beautiful song from a truly beautiful Top Ten by you, a truly sensitive, sincere and caring guy. You are my type of guy, I love you!
More guys should take a leaf out of your book. Please don't change!
The China Doll, Near Wild Heaven
Love based on a Top Ten?! Cwazee!
SENSITIVITY IS THE ORDER OF THE DAY!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I totally disagree with A Girl Named Sandoz.
I think PJ and Duncan are the best actors turned pop duo for a very long time and Mrs No Life Sandoz had no right to put them down. I reckon they should be at Number One.
Anyone else out there that likes PJ and Duncan should be proud of their music tastes. I know I am!
Foxy Lady, East Sussex
Stand tall - all 4½ft of you!
CRIKEY! HOW UN-PC! HEIGHTIST COMMENT
DEAR 'ZINE,
Why can't big bands play smaller venues instead of playing stadium tours?
Most bands say they like playing small, intimate gigs, but never do. I'm sick of missing great concerts because they are so far away, so come on all you excellent bands out there!
Buck your ideas up before it's too late and all your fans have left you through boredom of waiting for a gig!
MET, Trapped Under Ice
BRILLO POINT!
COME ON BANDS - EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!
TOP TEN DIAMETERS FOR SPHERES
- 5.09256702 inches
- 7926 miles
- 21.65 centimetres
- 8 inches
- 1.088929 inches
- 7.8 millimetres
- 864080 miles
- 6.8 feet
- 4.5 centimetres
- 6.1 light years
Sphereologist, Shere LAB
Like, uh, riiight!
WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THIS BOD'S MIND?!
ODE TO THE GODLY SHANE MCGOWAN
He is a songwriter of genius pure
Lustre, radiance and allure
That sexy voice, for which to die
Brings a tear to my eye
A sweet smile filled with beauty
Those Irish charms - what a cutie!
The greatest teeth I ever saw
He has charm, talent and much more
The day they sacked him was a mishap
Because now the Pogues are really sad.
Sally MacLennane, Rain Street
Finally, someone sees the light!
POOR OLD SHANE - IS HE DEAD YET?
REPLY TO "TWO METAL FREAKS"
The Stones may be old, but sad and clapped out they most certainly are not.
Mick and Keith have more talent in their little fingers than all of the current crop of metal bands put together.
The Stones will still be rolling long after metal has rusted away altogether.
Hoot Boy, The Dark Side of the Moon
Could do without the Floyd reference!
