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September 9, 1994

TEN REASONS TO GET UP IN THE MORNING

  1. Joachim De Almeida
  2. Shopping
  3. Sean Bean
  4. Step aerobics
  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
  6. Ben & Jerry's ice cream
  7. Michael Schumacher
  8. The Ren & Stimpy Show
  9. Goran Ivanisevic
  10. Batman comics

The Gatekeeper

You get all that just in one day??!?!

CRUMBS! SOME GALS HAVE ALL THE LUCK!

 

TOP TEN SONGS LONELY GIRL SHOULD HEAR

1I Will SurviveGloria Gaynor
2You're historyShakespear's Sister
3No More TearsJocelyn Brown and Kym Mazelle
4It's A ShameMonie Love
5Fool For Your Lovin'Whitesnake
6Moving On UpM-People
7Get Along Without You NowViola Wills
8Don't Get Mad, Get EvenAerosmith
9Thorn In My SideEurythmics
10It's Only LOveTurner & Adams

Bitter and Twisted, London

Unlike the Murphy's, eh?

LONELY GIRL - OVER HIM YET? TELL US!

 

RICHARD MADELEY

Excuse me? Did I read right? Let me rephrase, "We are allowed to slaughter and eat animals"?

Who gave you the word that we can take an animal's life? As for mother Nature, I don't think so.

We do have the right to choose what we eat - there's more to food than just meat. Animals don't hurt us, so why hurt them?

Animal Supporter, Birmingham

Naah - did Dick REALLY say that?

USUALLY HE'S FULL-ON & SPOT ON!

 

REPLY TO PHILIP CAREY

Philip, you are so right!!! What ARE we doing here? Criticism of anything close to anyone can be interpreted as racism.

Racism is NEVER mild or unimportant and it must never EVER be tolerated by anyone. Can't we all just take a close look at ourselves and not be so pathetically narrow-minded?

Music isn't that important - life is! Marry me, Philip!

The "Simon Davey For Wales" Campaigner

Wasn't Phil on about Hitler in Heaven?

DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT TO ME!

 

TOP TEN AWFUL THINGS ABOUT EASTENDERS

  1. Bianca's acting
  2. Ricky's acting
  3. Phil Mitchell's bum fluff
  4. Michelle's chin pimples
  5. Kath's voice
  6. The Vic's decor
  7. Nellie
  8. Sharon without make-up
  9. The scripts
  10. It's on three times a week!

Mike Baldwin's Bald Patch, Weatherfield

But Bianca's brilliant!

RICKY AND BIANCA ARE THE BEST!!!

 

TO ALL RAVERS!!

How can you write in and say there's no imagination in rock, metal and grunge? It's full of imagination.

Rave's probably the worst, most unimaginative music you're ever likely to hear (except TT and Bad Boys Inc).

So leave all us happy rock, metal and grunge fans alone.

An Obsessed Grungie, Aberdeen

BBI and TT are imaginative!