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August 30, 1994

THIS IS A PUBLIC NOTICE

All "alternative" music fans (Goths, metallers, grungers, crusties, indie kids etc etc), UNITE AND TAKE OVER THE 'ZINE!!!!

Write in and express your outrage at being labelled "alternative". I mean, alternative to WHAT??

Together we have the power to rule!!

A Mancunian Called Eleanor

But don't you want to be diff?

WHY BE LIKE ALL THE REST?

 

GIG REVIEW: ENERGY PALACE HOTEL, SOUTHEND

The power of jungle was apparent on Saturday 20 when hundreds packed into the Palace to dance to Bazil, Pooch and DJ Grooverider.

The atmos was electric, the mood was happy. All we wanted to do was dance and express ourselves to the rolling beats, time-stretched lyrics and rumbling sub-bass (very loud!)

DJ Legend

Sounds brill.

OR NOT! PERHAPS IT'D BORE ME RIGID!

 

A POEM CALLED NIGHT

The wind winds
And it whines
And the sun
Forgets to shine
At night

The night grinds
And halts time
And the sun
In slothful decline
Fears light

Eitzel's Daughter

Hmmm, yes?

WE SHOULD GIVE AWAY SPONDOOLIES!!

 

REPLY TO BOD

Oh dear, what have we here, then? Another lame excuse for a human being? I think so.

Honey, just because you were pathetic enough to like only one type of music doesn't mean TT fans should suddenly change their taste just to suit an idiot called BOD! (HA!)

I love TT - but also other stuff. I'll stand by my guns and be 'Zine Queen!

Me, Here

Listen, strawberry jam, no one's path!!

THERE'S INTOLERANCE & INTOLERANCE!!

 

TOP TEN DOORS SONGS

  1. Back Door Man
  2. Roadhouse Blues
  3. LA Woman
  4. The End
  5. Five To One
  6. Indian Summer
  7. When The Music's Over
  8. I Looked At You
  9. Break On Through
  10. Light My Fire

Jim Morrison's Secret Love Child

PAH! Over-rated pap!

THE FANS ARE GOING TOTALLY BERSERK!

 

DEAR 'ZIEN,

It's about time we genuine female football fans spoke up. Stupid bimbos who only watch footy to ogle the players and who support Man U "because Ryan Giggs plays for them".

OK, there are some sexy players, but some of us girls watch footy to enjoy the skill and the atmosphere at matches.

Let's hear from some other proper footy fans!

The Adorable Wolves Fan

NO!!! Only wallies call girls bimbos!