The Mega-Zine Museum
August 29, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE
I am a big REM fan, but enjoy some dance bands and Take That when I listen to the radio because - yes - they produce good, tuneful pop! And don't forget they rule the market.
Bad Boys Inc are chronic, though. Louise Werner is the singer of Sleeper, in answer to that man.
Peter Buck for president!
Leonard Bernstein, Ignoreland
!!
IT TAKES EVERY KIND OF PEOPLE!
TOP TEN SIGNS OF BOREDOM
- You start watching Going For Gold
- You eat all your food inc. veggies
- You begin to dribble
- You do some work and get addicted
- You get excited if you need the loo
- You listen to your parents' music
- You attempt to dismantle the VCR
- You watch the clock for an hour
- You feel compelled to buy an ABBA CD
- You become attracted to Michael Fish
Jack The Ripper, South London
...you write a Top Ten...
NAH! ONLY THE BORING ARE EVER BORED!
UNTITLED
The Mega-Zine
Is really mean
'Cause my stuff
Ne'er gets on screen
Small point - small poem. Nothing else except a quote:
"The life of the flesh is in the blood"
Until Armageddon then, my friends.
Nihil
You lot are getting freakier!
AND WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!
TOP TEN ANTHRAX SONGS
- In My World
- Indians
- Madhouse
- I'm The Man
- Be All, End All
- I Am The Law
- Anti Social
- Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
- Armed And Dangerous
- Metal Thrashing Mad
Joey Belladonna, Among The Living
TEN? A whole TEN?!?!
CRIPES! I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY 2!
DEAR POEM GIRL
There's a stirring in my soul
There's a flutter in my heart
But I know that this feeling
Is only just the start
You wrote in search of romance
Love's what I'm seeking too
But look no more, my Poem Girl
I'm here to rescue you
POEM GIRL - I LOVE YOU
Of that there is no doubt
Dynamite
Coupla admirers, eh PG?
ANY MORE LOVE STRUCK POETS OUT THERE
SPECIES REVIEW: MEN
That bloke's a nutter! And that one! And him, too!
In fact, they're all nutters! Two-timers, users, liars, sexist gits, I've met 'em all.
Whatever happened to the sensitive 90s man? It's like trying to find the Loch Ness Monster!
And what about evolution? Did it only happen to women?
Grow up, guys, try being understanding once in a while...
Disillusioned Rainbow, This Garden
Buck up, Dis - they're not ALL rotters!
ANY NON-NUTTY BLOKES? WRITE IN!
