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August 18, 1994

TOP TEN BORES

  1. Pete Sampras
  2. Ken Barlow
  3. Douglas Hurd
  4. John Major
  5. Steve Davis
  6. Nigel Mansell
  7. Howard Wilkinson
  8. Nick Faldo
  9. Gary Lineker
  10. Ryan Giggs

A Girl, Somewhere in the UK

RYAN?? How can gorgeness be a bore????

 

Dear 'Zine

I'm a major Take That fan. I love everything about them from their excellent singles, right down to the choice of their socks.

My favourite of them all is Mark Owen along with the rest of the UK.

Robbie, Howard, Gary, Jason and Mark fit into every girl's fantasy.

Millie, Major Take That fan, Middx

'Spesh that Mr Orange!

 

Dear 'Zine

Until now, Passengers on C4 has been good. A breath of fresh air but the July 29 show was horrific.

It featured a female bull-fighter in a male dominated 'sport'. Thus we were subjected to endless scenes of barbaric violence.

I don't care if it's traditional and part of Spanish heritage. It's cruel.

Mike Edwards' Gold Disc, Liverpool

How can you not care 'bout history?!?

 

Attention all Rockers!

Just exactly how can you claim that playing rock music takes talent?

Anyone can bang drums and create the wretched noise that rock is.

Face it, rave of ALL types (2 Unlimited to hard-core) rules. It may all be synthesised, but at least it requires imagination.

Obsessed Raver

I think Albanian folk music beats rave

 

TOP TEN NEW ARGUMENTS FOR THE 'ZINE

  1. Megadrive v SNES
  2. The Big Breakfast v GMTV
  3. M reg cars, are people just posing?
  4. What's the best flavour ice cream?
  5. The 1980s v The 1990s
  6. Best letter of the alphabet
  7. Why is everything based on Latin?
  8. Neighbours v Home and Away
  9. Greek Gods v Roman Gods
  10. Train spotting v Bird watching

The Air Freshener man

Or even Take That v Bad Boys (joke!)