The Mega-Zine Museum
August 16, 1994
PRE-REVIEW: REM ALBUM AND TOUR
The days are getting closer to the release date of what should be a fantastic album. It's been a while since Automatic and even longer since their last tour. It's set to be big!
The tour should be even greater. If you've seen any live vids or heard any live tracks, you'll know what I mean.
Get ready, it's coming. See if I'm right or not!
The China Doll, Near Wild Heaven
Hope springs eternal...
WHO CARES ABOUT REM? THE WETS RULE!
TOP TEN ...ISM WORDS
- Feudalism
- Surrealism
- Isomerism
- Schism
- Euphemism
- Radicalism
- Helena Bonham Carterism
- Expressionism
- Transcendentalism
- Offside
Salford 900 Bradford 12, RL Heaven
Mega-Zine is fabberism!
AN ODE TO ALEX SEYMORE
Oh Alex Seymore
You are hard to ignore
You write all the time
To the brilliant 'Zine
And we all want to hear more (NOT!)
Amori Lexesy, Chilly Jocko-Land
Who?! What?
UARUMBA! YOU'RE LOSING YOUR MINDS!!!
DEAR 'ZINE,
So, it would appear that under the appalling terms of George Michael's recording contract, he was required to make a few records from time to time!
HOW SURPRISING! I mean, fancy signing a recording contract, then being expected to make records!!!
No wonder poor old George is so upset.
The Sarcastic One, The Land of Wit
Really? You live here? Nyaahh...
WELCOME TO THE 'ZINE OF FUN!
TV REVIEW: THE KIDS IN THE HALL
What an excellent new show. I would love any information on these five brilliant comedians - anyone?
Anyway, it wasn't long before I was humming the cool theme tune - I love it - it was an instant hit with me!
Watch this if you have any sense of humour. I think it's wonderful and all the comedians in it are hoodles!
Hey everyone: "I'm crushing your head!"
Little Miss Kingmaker
Calmers.
IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY! IT'S JUST NOT!
TOP TEN THERAPY? SONGS
- Screamager
- Stop It You're Killing Me
- Opal Mantra
- Nowhere
- Hellbelly
- Totally Random Man
- Nausea
- Turn
- Brainsaw
- Trigger Inside
Theeeee Therapy? Fan, Disgracelands
They really should lose the ?!!
