The Mega-Zine Museum
July 18, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
This is for everyone who's written in saying everyone should listen to heavy metal or anything alternative.
I, myself, am passionate about the alternative music culture, but I don't tell everyone else to be like me because I enjoy being different.
If everyone listened to it, it'd become a trend and fade. Let's keep it for ourselves and it'll live forever.
Niel's Faerie Friend
Good point!
70s TRENDS DIDN'T DIE, THEY'RE HERE
TOP TEN SONGS TO BE DEPRESSED TO
| 1 | Winter | Tori Amos |
| 2 | Hannah & Gabi | Lemonheads |
| 3 | Something In The Way | Nirvana |
| 4 | Indifference | Pearl Jam |
| 5 | Soul To Squeeze | RHCP |
| 6 | Black | Pearl Jam |
| 7 | Downward Spiral | Nine Inch Nails |
| 8 | Elderly Woman | Pearl Jam |
| 9 | Tail Lights Fade | Buffalo Tom |
| 10 | Here, In My Head | Tori Amos |
Anonymous
No reasons to be cheerful?
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT...
DEAR 'ZINE,
I am angry! How dare someone slag off Take That in such a disgusting manner?!
Love Ain't Here Anymore is a smooth, romantic song, and the video is done well with the guys looking great.
But when someone says it has to go, I am mad. Mark does NOT look like a girl at all.
And you call yourself a fan. Disgusting.
An Angered True Fan, East Kilbride
Just being objective! It IS true!
THE THATTERS ARE GOING BALLISTIC!
DEAR WHITE LINE WARRIOR
So, you reckon summer's been good so far, then. Why?
What about the exams and the boredom? What about those two gormless idiots that have just come back on the Prudential adverts?
And Belly haven't done anything. And I'm still surrounded by moronic, pretentious, ignorant, conceited idiots and Sylvia Plath's still dead.
At least we've had Easter.
Mary's Child
Just who's being pretentious???
CRIKEY! DO I SENSE DISQUIET TODAY?
TOP TEN BEANO CHARACTERS
- Dennis the Menace
- Gnasher
- Minnie the Minx
- Billy Whizz
- The Three Bears
- Little Plum
- Lord Snooty
- Roger the Dodger
- The Bash Street Kids
- Walter the Softie
Sad, Lonely Person With An Empty Life
Get your head out of the Beano, then!
BLIMEY! YOU LOT ARE BRINGING ME DOWN
TOP TEN TASTEFUL WORDS FOR FAT
- Big boned
- Hefty
- Podgy
- Stocky
- Portly
- Corpulent
- Tubby
- Chunky
- Plump
- Well built
How Rude
You forgot chubby
