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July 17, 1994

WEIRD REVIEW: ANDY'S PARTY

Upon arrival, having not been invited, I was told to leave. I did this peacefully through the front door, proceeded to walk round the back and entered the premises through an open window.

Once in, I consumed liquid from several cylindrical containers. I listened to the music which included Cypress Hill, Ice-T and De La Soul. Then I went home!

The Gribble, An Aylesbury Sewer

Great. Anyone talk to you?

 

REPLY TO THE TWO MACKEM HATERS

I agree with you about female football fans. You're probably saying, "Great, we like this lass". But here's the news - I'm a Mackem.

I'm sick to death of you lot bragging all the time. At least the Mackem fans are all genuine, not like you lot.

I've only got one thing left to say - OUR TIME WILL COME, and then you'll crawl back under wherever you came from!

A Proud Mackem

Tell it like it is!

THE FOOTIE BATTLES STILL RAGE!!

 

REPLY TO DIGNITY OR DESTINY,

My friend, you are a human who requires a taste in music which is very common. Your mind is merely satisfied with a certain musical sound which some people I know call "Townie" music.

You are a Townie, my friend - but please do not be ashamed - or for that matter, proud - just feel human and listen to what your mind feels is right... even though it may be wrong!

Mystery Ginger, Beyond Heaven

So what are you saying, buddy?

D OR D - STICK TO YOUR GUNS!

 

TOP TEN REGGAE BANDS/ARTISTS

  1. Shabba Ranks
  2. General Levy
  3. Buju Banton
  4. Bob Marley and the Wailers
  5. UB40
  6. Capleton
  7. Ninja Man
  8. Patra
  9. Snow
  10. Sweetie Pie

Raggamuffin, Glasgow

Obviously, you mean #4 should be #1?!?!

 

GIG REVIEW: SHED SEVEN at THE CAMDEN UNDERWORLD

I have seen Shed Seven three times and they never fail to impresss. Headlining tonight, they were superb.

Opening with Immobilise, they showed the future of English indie music. The highlight of the show was the new single Dolphin followed by Casino Girl, yet Mark stood out, too.

Forget Oasis, here's THE band to watch.

The Turnip Fish

But who can forget Oasis?

 

YO 'ZINERS!

Are they NUTS or what? Someone has just seriously insulted all Nirvana fans!

Someone stupidly called Abigail has gone and done the worst thing possible - she's made a rave version of Smells Like Teen Spirit.

All Nirvana fans unite! Down with Abigail! Down with rave!

Grunge Metal God, Music Heaven

Crikey! How could she??!