The Mega-Zine Museum
July 15, 1994
DEAR 'ZINERS
I feel that it's time you all learned the true joys of life. Live Role Playing or LRP.
This is a hobby closely related to Re-enactment, Role-Playing Games and Making A Fool of Yourself on the Train on the Way Home.
To get involved, you are to dress up like a maniac reject from the Dark Ages & acquire a piece of rubber on a stick.
The Hippy's Apprentice
Riiiiight...
WOODWORK SQUEAKS - OUT COME FREAKS!
REPLY TO MR COUNT THE COMPLAINTS
You were totally right - TT fans are agonisingly stupid.
They won't accept there is any greater songwriter than Gary "Bland" Barlow. They claim that even if TT looked like Mr Bean, they'd still love them because TT music "is just so brilliant".
Teenybopper music is supposed to be inane, you foolish girls. Don't try to pass it off as high art!
The Holly Hairpiece
It's fun and light - not totally inane!
GOOD POINT - IMAGINE TAKE BEAN!!!
DEAR 'ZINE,
When Neighbours introduced their French chef, Marcel, a few weeks ago, I nearly choked on my dinner.
His "accent" set the tone at an all-time low. But no, they've done it agion with their newest employee, Conor Cleary, the happy-go-lucky leprechaun!
I've been living in Ireland for 17 years and have yet to hear anything like this pinhead's attempt!
Blue Sky Boy, Ireland's East Coast
Yup! It IS a disgrace!
HE USED TO BE A ROCK STAR IN OZ!
TOP TEN THINGS I'D TAKE ON A DESERT ISLAND
- Darren Anderton
- Mariah Carey's Music Box CD
- Lipstick
- A copy of Lord of the Flies
- WLW's sense of humour
- My best mate, Barbara
- My diary
- Made In America video
- My PC
- A Teletext TV set!
The Top Tenner
The top crawler, more like!
CAN'T BEAT A GOOD CRAWLER, I SAY!!!
TRIBUTE TO KRISTEN PFAFF
Kristen Pfaff was a great bassist who really gave Hole the sound they needed after Pretty on the Inside. She and the band she played with have never really been appreciated for the great music they made.
Sadly, another talented young musician has died, but she leaves behind a great album. Kristen Pfaff, you'll be remembered by those who appreciate what a cool bassist you were.
Ray, Far From Nowhere
RIP, KP.
OLD COURTNEY'S HAVING A ROUGH TIME!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I don't want to sound critical, but that guy who did a top ten consisting entirely of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam needs to listen to some other stuff or he'll get bored. That'd be a shame because they're both great bands.
To you hardcore fans out there, peace and enjoy your music, as we rockers do ours.
The Mellow, Non-Dancing Rocker, Holbury
V. balanced - v. CARING!
